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@imnotasking_
Joined July 2013
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forgot to post our engagement last week 🥰🦭💌💍
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Wearing this to work tomorrow
lil ♱⁺⋆ (@lilsmoresy_) profile picturelil ♱⁺⋆
@lilsmoresy_18h
do not kill. Thanks
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truth nuke
joyful critter (@masochistmartyr) profile picturejoyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
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i have one tooth and it’s fucking perfect
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It’s too late. Mentally, I’ve already cast you as the hysterical Father Barre and myself as the eternally composed and equanimous Father Grandier.
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This person on my fyp who keeps making ai deepfakes of nathan fielder performing drake songs and playing with switchblades
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Anorexic girl fascist minimalistic swan emoji internet habits are so out. I’m so over treating all consumption like myfitnesspal. It’s not happening anymore. We are voluptuous and posting our butts now. We are watching Tubi limited series now.
g (@34rths) profile pictureg@34rthsNov 5
There are so many things to be interested in and so many things to log
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dexx@tiffnicaNov 6
My mom's Belly water was Embalming fluid and I came out a Taxidermied squirrel They had to teacu me how to be a girl again
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me n mako watching movies on my laptop
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Every now and then something shifts and I sleep on the couch for a few nights in a row. I love it, it’s like camping
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oh that’s gore. gore of my comfort popsicle
The Character Ice Cream Archival Project (@Character_Pops_) profile pictureThe Character Ice Cream Archival Project@Character_Pops_Nov 4
The two worst SpongeBob Popsicles I have ever gotten in recent years.
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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nah sorry, man. can’t come out tonight. i just lit a candle not too long ago and if i put it out now, i’ll be compromising the wax memory
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🍅KD ✞ (@KenanDeliza) profile picture🍅KD ✞@KenanDelizaNov 3
A childhood memory of what I used to do #rkgk
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#TheGlueOnTheEnvelopeTastesPrettyGoodThisYear
margaret (@mags_mclaugh) profile picturemargaret@mags_mclaughNov 3
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living in florida like
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ruby !!@zb_70_Nov 3
Nah this gotta be the most shoegaze captcha ever
bridgette 𖣘 ⸝⸝ (@huewingyari) profile picturebridgette 𖣘 ⸝⸝@huewingyariNov 3
IS THIS A JOKE
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florida will never prosper because its a giant retirement home. reactionary boomers move there in the twilight of their life to fuck somebody over one last time. add all the republicans who moved there during covid so they could cough on their waitress at dennys and yea
Artist Formerly Known As (@ESPNFrankie) profile pictureArtist Formerly Known As
@ESPNFrankieNov 4
Florida is just a unique case
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