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the it getter

@impimeok

gonna be alright gonna be just fine oh yeah

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Joined August 2011
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Please just unfollow if we haven't talked in awhile on here thanks
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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i am eviscerated@venerealleNov 8
type of line you'd hear in a danny mcbride show
slime princess (@bettyjaws) profile pictureslime princess@bettyjawsNov 7
dont be comin up in my apothecary takin big sips of my elixirs
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jon@prasejeebusNov 7
Still laughing at this
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What if there was the replacement guy for the Grim Reaper and his name was Jim Reaper and he was really normal except he sometimes harvested souls when it was their time
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90sManiax
@90sManiaxNov 6
"Macho Man" Randy Savage as Space Ghost's grandfather, Leonard Ghostal (1997)
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Is it the Cat in the Hat's Hat or the Cat in the Hat Hat?
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ryan@itsashotgunbabyNov 5
the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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latke@latkedelreyJun 16
when someone is edgy and also doesn’t want people to respond negatively to them it’s like Okay well then you have to pick one because you can’t identify as Provocative but Afraid of Provoking . that’s not real
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@dril12 Jan 2023
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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✷@abramsnoopyOct 25
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Mad Men Quotes@MadMenQtsOct 24
Image from Mad Men Quotes (@MadMenQts)
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nick usen@nickusenOct 15
Four of my favorite jokes in the movie all within 51 seconds
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the heart@Fredward3948576Oct 14
Outside a saloon. A gang of outlaws stand before me, my hat covers my eyes, my poncho ripples in the wind. You ain’t welcome here, their leader barks. A rolling tumbleweed embeds itself in my leg. I look up revealing that tears and snot are streaming down my face W-why n-nnnot
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liz@lemondunphyOct 12
happy 30 rock day
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sophia@pastoralcomical11 Jun 2024
(inside the torture sphere) wth this sucks. i hate the torture sphere (outside the torture sphere) ok now that i think about it, the torture sphere has a sort of “je ne sais quoi”
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Mark (@AgingRanchHand) profile picture
Mark@AgingRanchHandSep 19
At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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CHRISS Vector@chrissvectorOct 11
can't get over this video
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Mike Hanford (@MikeHanford) profile picture
Mike Hanford@MikeHanford25 Aug 2020
Definitely got in my head a little bit on this self tape audish. #actorslife
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matt@mattybtweets69Oct 3
The Mandela Effect was actually the name of Nelson Mandela’s hidden camera prank show on Spike TV
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