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Impossible Elf

@impossible_elf

Uniquely me.

 Northants, UK
Joined September 2009
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Bedraggled but still here. Because my breathing is so difficult and impacts my strength and mobility, they don't think am physically able to cope with chemotherapy. The current plan is to manage my symptoms, and there's not a long time frame.
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If I can improve my breathing and get some chemotherapy, then that's a proactive plan. But I hold on to hope and reality, as should all of you. It's been a mixed up 53 years - but if it's coming to an end, the only regrets are not seeing my amazing girls become amazing adults.
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Kate Cronin@Katie_Cronin26 Mar 2020
If you work in one of the firm in Corby or beyond that's still open & you're in a position to be able to take pictures of coronavirus rules being flouted then can I ask you to please send your pics to me [email protected] ? Thanks so much. (don't put your job at risk)
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Big day today when I will find out important things.
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Happy news - we seem to have found a solution that will allow my friend to come and look after me for my 12 weeks of cancer isolation! Thanks everyone who shared my cry for help - k hope everyone who needs such angels is as lucky as I have been xx
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Jeff Stelling@JeffStelling23 Mar 2020
Seriously tried to stay quiet but for Sports Direct to say they are essential and will stay open is a disgrace. It helps jeopardise all of is. I suggest the police should enforce closure if every shop like this and there should be huge penalties against them for taking the piss
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Waiting to find out whether my MRI appointment has been cancelled :-(
Breathlessness is terrifying. Alone at 3am, even more so. Thank goodness for years of doing all kinds of mind training so that I have some hope of getting control, slowly.
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Forgive me if I just keep sharing this. Maybe you could share it too?
Impossible Elf (@impossible_elf) profile pictureImpossible Elf@impossible_elf23 Mar 2020
Please share this, you could save my life. Please, if you or anyone you know has a campervan or caravan sitting on your drive, would you consider letting me rent it for 3 months?
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Please share this, you could save my life. Please, if you or anyone you know has a campervan or caravan sitting on your drive, would you consider letting me rent it for 3 months?
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It would enable me to have help here while I have to go into lockdown - my angel friend will come, but her whippets and my cat need careful management!
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I was diagnosed with cancer 6 weeks ago,and my treatment should properly start next week. I had a total hip replacement 3 weeks ago because of a massive tumour.
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Not staying, just wanted to share this: m.facebook.com/story.php?sto…
. @Twitter @jack how is any of this abuse and threats of violence against women tolerated on your platform? Terfisaslur.com
Idiots. Dangerous, polluting, and a huge cost to rectify.
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I am fucking sick of being accused of transphobia just because I say that self-id allows transgressive men (cis men, if I have to use that phrase) to abuse the system. I am fucking sick of being told I am a bigot, when I want to keep ALL women safe.
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For my mental health I should deactivate twitter, but then I will be yet another woman bullied into keeping quiet.
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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling19 Dec 2019
Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real? #IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill
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First example, document from Employment Tribunal system, page 21, the employer is referred to as 'he' (obviously women never become employers) assets.publishing.service.go… I am in enormous pain. Where is my remedy?
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Are we really about to enter 2020, or is it still 1974?
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