Uniquely me.
Northants, UK
Joined September 2009
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Impossible Elf retweeted
If you work in one of the firm in Corby or beyond that's still open & you're in a position to be able to take pictures of coronavirus rules being flouted then can I ask you to please send your pics to me [email protected] ? Thanks so much. (don't put your job at risk)
Impossible Elf retweeted
Seriously tried to stay quiet but for Sports Direct to say they are essential and will stay open is a disgrace. It helps jeopardise all of is. I suggest the police should enforce closure if every shop like this and there should be huge penalties against them for taking the piss
Impossible Elf retweeted
Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?
#IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill
Impossible Elf retweeted
First example, document from Employment Tribunal system, page 21, the employer is referred to as 'he' (obviously women never become employers) assets.publishing.service.go…
I am in enormous pain. Where is my remedy?
Impossible Elf retweeted
If you voted Tory today. You own this. You own the misery and suffering of millions. You own the rise in hate crime. You own the turmoil of Brexit and you own the end of our NHS as we know it.
If a single one of you moans when you see what happens, you can get to fuck.
Impossible Elf retweeted
It’s time for our LIVE exit poll!
Pls RT before voting.
Who did you vote for?
#GE2109 #GeneralElection #GeneralElection19 #ExitPoll
20%Conservative
64%Labour
7%Lib Dem
10%Other
68,295 votes • Final results Impossible Elf retweeted
Hi @jeremycorbyn hi @_OliviaBlake ..... deal with this hatred of women. Do it immediately. Find him and lob him out of your party. He’s dangerous - how the hell am I supposed to vote Labour while you tolerate this? teapawt.net/jacobpdf/status/120511…
Impossible Elf retweeted
All of those people who took pictures, please file a report.
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Impossible Elf retweeted
Andrea Leadsom wants to take away your worker's rights. If you value them, don't vote for the tories
Impossible Elf retweeted
Meet @medwar93. He worked for Jaguar Land Rover for 30 years so is an expert why Brexit won't harm the car industry.
He's *also* an A&E nurse so is an expert on why Brexit won't harm the NHS & how that pic was fake.
Amazing guy.
Impossible Elf retweeted
All I want for Christmas is a prime minister who doesn’t hide in fridges, politicise the deaths of murdered young men, refuse to look at children on A&E floors, lie through his teeth & stoke racism & hate.
Is that really too much to ask?
#GE2019
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Impossible Elf retweeted
From another angle, maybe Hancock’s right - his advisor was intimidated.
Oh no, sorry, this is footage of an actual Tory MP assaulting a peaceful #ClimateChange protestor.
Enough.
#punchgate #ThisHappened #johnsondoesntcare #ge19 #GeneralElection2019
Impossible Elf retweeted
Excuse me for a second while I beat myself in the head with a hammer until I forget what I just watched.
I don't know how Owen Jones made it through that without having a ***** stroke!
@OwenJones84 #GE2019
Impossible Elf retweeted
WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE AVAILABLE FOR ALL MEN? For bosses, clients, a male staff at the supermarket, a marathon runner, strangers on the street. Why do we hold so little value? Don't you men understand we have our worth? We give life when we get pregnant. We brought humanity to 2019
Impossible Elf retweeted
Refusing to look at a photo will not help our NHS.
Inventing fake stories to distract people will not help our NHS.
Voting Conservative this Thursday will not help our NHS.
Impossible Elf retweeted
The motif of ‘vagina dentata’, or ‘toothed vagina’, is found in folklore around the world. This myth suggests that a woman can castrate a man, using her toothed vagina as a weapon. Here is a round up of some of the best
Thread 😬
Impossible Elf retweeted
It’s clear from this debate that this election is a choice between a Labour govt that will repair the damage done to communities by a decade of Tory rule, including to the police and prison services, or a continuation of Tory cuts and austerity #BBCLeadersDebate
Impossible Elf retweeted
‘What’s the weather like, Prime Minister?’
‘We need to get Brexit done to move our weather forward...’
#BBCLeadersDebate