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Student of Geography | 140 IQ | locked out of impulsivecritic

Joined April 2021
J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
1946kms at 12kmpl will cost you 16541.
Fuck you Indigo. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride. 1946 Kms
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Millennial grey was a trauma response
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
full meltdown
Hello everyone. Happy Diwali! Thank you for your criticism, your support and your time over the last two days. Gives me much needed clarity on what we need to explain better: 1. ⁠Temple is not made for India. It’s made for the world. Please check pricing. We don’t expect any more than 1% of Temples being sold in India. 2.⁠ ⁠If you are upset that the pricing is too high, I am sorry. There’s a lot of work that went into Temple, and we priced it at what we think it’s worth. If you think its overpriced, you can wait for user reviews to decide if its worth your money. 3.⁠ ⁠Please do not support us because we are an Indian startup. We want to compete globally. We don’t need/want nationalist support. Support us if you want to support early innovation, which could help you live a better life, and will continue to add more proof to its science over the years. 4.⁠ ⁠There are different audiences which buy products at various levels of proof. Proof goes from whitepaper -> pre-print -> peer reviewed. You are free to sit on the fence until peer reviewed proof arrives. You are free to not believe it even then. Nobody is forcing you to buy. Making announcements is our right; and if we overclaim anywhere, we will inevitably fall into regulatory trouble everywhere in the world. 5.⁠ ⁠We didn’t make any medical claim. Doctors primarily see things from a medical lens, so they see every claim as a medical claim. I repeat – Temple is strictly a fitness + AI device, and we've made no medical claims. Temple is not proven to diagnose or prevent any disease. It doesn't do anything which replaces the need for you to see a doctor. 6.⁠ ⁠The main point of Temple is NOT Brain Flow. That’s what we just started Temple for, and studies on Brain Flow are the first ones getting out. 7.⁠ ⁠The main point of Temple is Entropy (I shared the HomeScreen of Temple three months ago with Entropy as the main thing). Our emails to our waitlisted users only talk about Entropy. We haven’t published anything on Entropy yet. We will. If you want to buy Temple before that, please do. If you don’t want to, don’t. 8.⁠ ⁠Roomdeaf AI is an expansion of the device’s capabilities, and our vision for Temple. It is not a pivot. 9.⁠ ⁠Social media is not the regulator for Temple. Wherever we need regulatory clearances, we will have them before we make any claim needing them. 10. I will post a detailed note on how we calculate Brain Flow, its uses, and most importantly, its limitations in a bit (tomorrow).
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Compete with China' never seems to mean 31,000 miles of high-speed rail or hundreds of miles of new subway a year. Just data centers and deregulation.
If any elected leader opposes data centers or the reindustrialization of America, just say you support them in Chinese. Make every reply below their posts in Chinese. They will eventually go insane.
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
He thinks that shitty ass truck is gonna appreciate because of scarcity
The Cybertruck is getting discontinued after 3 short years and less than 100,000 sales! I paid $110,873 all cash for mine two years ago. It is still the biggest financial transaction of my life. I understand why it’s getting discontinued. In order of importance: - Elon lied to use about range He offered a range extender package to boost the range from 300 miles to 500 miles for $16,000. I put the deposit on that and then it was abruptly canceled and refunded. This gave me intense buyers remorse - the cybertruck became a symbol of right wing politics Driving a cybertruck in SF caused me to get flipped off by so many people on a near-daily basis. Sometimes people would scream at me and tell me I’m a terrible human being. - they optimized for speed over convenience I couldn’t use my truck to tow my stuff from SF to Las Vegas in January because charging the cybertruck requires you to unhitch the tow which is insanely cumbersome. On top of that, towing reduces the range from 300 miles to 150 miles! It’s cool it can go 0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds but that’s a fun gimmick more than something that seriously impacts my life. Do I regret buying my super fast dumpster? Absolutely not. It changed my perspective on the world. Now I own a 2024 foundation model Cyberbeast which they only made ~10,000 of total. So my truck will probably appreciate in value as Tesla becomes more successful. It’s also DataExpert.io’s company vehicle so it saved me ~$35,000 on my taxes when I bought it in 2024. So it’s a $75,000 speedy dumpster not a $110,000 speedy dumpster. It has been a very strange journey with the Cybertruck!
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
This shows how toxic is the Zomato office when a CEO needs to please the founder.
Unsubscribed from Zomato and District after its CEO was seen abusing people and locking his Twitter account
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
I’m willing to sell my iPhone Duo 256 GB black variant with AppleCare, which I bought just last week. I liked it in the beginning, but now I don’t use it for even 30 mins a day. It’s just kept on desk the whole day. My main iPhone 18 Pro is much better and practical. Price is ₹4.2 lakhs. No bargain. DM me if interested.
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Anpadh and gawar Indian twitter is so ragebait coded. Suddenly everyone's asking to give a chance to Non-FDA approved pseudoscience which has no trials done so that a businessman who has invested so much money doesn't lose it and his innovation!! Waah?!!Imma leave X or I get mad.
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Mauke pe chauka
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Haven’t used Zomato, blinkit district in 2 years, good riddance
Unsubscribed from Zomato and District after its CEO was seen abusing people and locking his Twitter account
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Unsubscribed from Zomato and District after its CEO was seen abusing people and locking his Twitter account
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The concept of an EV appreciating in value lmao
In three years, if Cybertrucks double/tripple in value, I’m still keeping mine. This is probably the case for most Cybertruck owners. This is why this truck will increase in value forever. But, we won’t care.
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Cybertrucks fell victim to being: - pathetically designed - assembled by unskilled labor - an on-road embarrassment that gets flipped-off daily - an off-road embarrassment that fails every time it’s subjected to market expectations
Cybertruck fell victim to identity politics Wrong place, wrong time Politics sucks
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Can’t trust a library with more decor than books
Nita Ambani opened one of India's most luxurious libraries at NMACC. Hey @grok, is it open to everyone, or are there conditions to access it?
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Deepinder goyal stole the idea of temple from this guy @theliverdoc @deepigoyal
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Six Steps of an Indian Entrepreneur Step 1 :- Create a mediocre product built on existing technology using second rate suppliers with MINIMAL EFFORT or R&D Step 2:- Spend 80% of the money raised on promotions by hiring celebrities, influencers and market the product as a Game changer Step 3:- Play the "INDIAN CARD", claim how anyone who criticizes you doesn't want India to get ahead Step 4:- Play the " WHITE MAN CARD", pay some established white dude on his way out of the door, to endorse your product and claim "The Gora likes my product" Step 5:- Convince the Average Indian Dimwit using a combination of four words "Lakh Crore", " EBITDA", "Pioneer" & "CAGR" Step 6:- Play the HINDU card now...use some combo of Ram, Jai, Shree, Krishna and claim to demonstrate pride in Hinduism , proving your critics are Anti Hindu Step 7:- Burn Cash, get the product listed in the market at a valuation of several lakh crore, then buy a Bungalow in Colaba and Lutyens Delhi while your investors ultimately are left holding the bag Same formula used to list a Food delivery app and a toilet cleaning app for lakhs of crores of rupees Ultimately it is less innovation and more of slick snake oil sales
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Chutiya aura, not wearing any seatbelt. It’s all luck.
Peak aura from him 😎🥶🥵
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BYD does this. Elon Musk does rigged stunts. Tesla would be over if BYD could sell in the US.
speeding up past 300km/h speeding up past 400km/h topping 500km/h scary congrats team BYD or should I say Yangwang? ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #alwaysbecharging
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J 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
So a Chinese electric car is the fastest production car on earth rn !
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