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Aaron

@imsofiesdad

Sharp Witted Fat Guy, Chinese Food Connoisseur, Unicorn Aficionado, Food Nerd, and Sofie's Dad All Wrapped Up In One Big Meat Sack.

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2013
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You know who should take over on Jeopardy? Barack Obama.
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Sometimes I get frustrated and try to google my own memories like: "Who was that weird kid in first grade?" or "Me afraid of birds why?"
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Due to some reasons we no longer have a landline so if you want to see if a movie is in stock shoot Darren a text.
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One Philadelphia Man Is Taking A Stand Against 'Premature Pumpkin Spicing' cbsloc.al/2bChYao?cid=twitte…
Man Takes A Stand Against 'Premature Pumpkin Spicing'

Man Takes A Stand Against 'Premature Pumpkin Spicing'

A Philadelphia resident is taking a stand against those wishing summer away.

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Heaven is an afterlife of Belgian beers, chocolates and frietjes the terrorists shall never know. - Mike Naessens onforb.es/1VIfE0p
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Leonardo DiCaprio Kisses Bear Before Going Up To Receive Oscar onion.com/1Rebpna #Oscars
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It's entirely possible it's all of US who died today and Lemmy ascended to a Super Earth made of cigarettes, scotch & pussy.
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12-Year-Old’s Christmas List Demonstrates Heartbreaking Awareness Of Family’s Financial Predicament onion.com/22ldpmn
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Customer Who Declined Initial Offer Of Assistance From Floor Salesman Comes Crawling Back onion.com/1Wug87q
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Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos onion.com/1WghkwX
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Philadelphia Museum Of Art Erects Statue Of Overweight Tourist Posing Next To Rocky Statue onion.com/1HrW5A1
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"NASCAR Decries Indiana Anti-Gay Law". And when NASCAR calls you homophobic, you are homo-friggin'-phobic.
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Even though I'm not homebrewing today, celebrating #NationalWomensDay with my pink boots tattoo @pinkbootsbeer
Image from Kristen Fournier (@sofiesmama89)
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Remembering how beer brings us together, it's pretty cool to see homebrew bubbling away in the White House. #homebrew
Image from Keystone Homebrew (@KeystoneHB)
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Give the woman you love a Smoke Ring this Christmas. buff.ly/1A9d6uX
Image from Percy Street BBQ (@percystreet)
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OMG! Our holiday newsletter packed full of stuff like free parties, super-limited classes, and super-duper coupons! keystonehomebrew.com/2014/12…
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"Please no one see a penis, please no one see a penis" - what I imagine designers think when they create logos.
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Remember good news? Man, that takes Me back.
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Everyone always says how nice @jillianbmele looks (great, by the way) but no one says how dapper @BillHenleyUSA and @JesseNBC10 always look
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When was the last time you had a crispy fried chicken thigh on a fluffy buttermilk biscuit? We do 'em up right, Mon-Fri., 5-6pm and only $5
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