YO, I OFFICIALLY MADE A STRAWPAGE... (it's better than the first one, thank god-)
inkstainedcode.straw.page
// I joined a VC and everyone was muted, so I started working on my new Strawpage page, and then I look at the chat, and three of them said hi, and then I felt like a fuckin joyful golden retriever.
I love them so much- (platonically)
// 'The Sheep Bride and the Rabbit Groom' WIP
(spoiler: THEY GET FUCKING CHIMERAED LIKE FELIX BY THE END OF IT.)
#aspectusparadisi
#thewaltenfiles
#jackmary
// Why are people losing their SHIT about this- It'll be back in roughly a month, and everyone's acting like the second coming of CHRIST is approaching. 💀
OVER A WEEK WITHOUT AO3 😖
One of the world's most popular fan fiction libraries has been dark for over a week after a cyberattack forced it offline, leaving millions of fans without access to their favorite stories.
Read more:
gmanetwork.com/news/lifestyl…
// Another not so fun random Eden's Paradise fact!
None of the Waltens die, as I've mentioned several times, but that doesn't mean they don't NEARLY die.
For example; SOPHIE GETS STABBED IN THE SIDE BY A VINE AND ALMOST BLEEDS THE FUCK OUT-
// What ya'll might find ironic is that there was a chance "Banny" wouldn't have been made-
I used a fuckin RANDOM WHEEL SPINNER like in the mpreg post to see if Banny or Boozoo'd get Bonned, and it was a VERY, VERY NARROW RESULT.
So now we have this fucked up hare.
// Fuck you, *removes your Susan's melanin privledges*
"Banny" is a weird fucked up creature "Bon" found in Wonderland's dumpster. /nsrs
// I'm turning Susan into a fucking "Bon."
Get ready to say hi to "Banny", motherfuckers-
(very much so inspired by "Sha")
// Doing some research for an inspired project;
Apparently, Banny is the first animatronic to have been built, when CyberFun and Bunny Smiles started their partnership. She's the least favorite Showstopper for Rosemary and Felix, but is the favorite of both Susan and Coraline.
// I got home from school and this fucking THING was on my bed.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS-
FUCKING DEMON BABY!! WHAT THE FUCK-
THERE'S A FUCKING DEMON IN MY ROOM!!
SPAWN OF SATAN- PERISH LIKE A FUCKING DOG!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAA-
// I think I forgot someone I used to interact with often. I recall I had interactions with someone? I can't remember their username, though..I have a tendency to forget people, but this is more so.














