Eden'sParadise!Felix Kranken (Takeover)

YO, I OFFICIALLY MADE A STRAWPAGE... (it's better than the first one, thank god-) inkstainedcode.straw.page

// I joined a VC and everyone was muted, so I started working on my new Strawpage page, and then I look at the chat, and three of them said hi, and then I felt like a fuckin joyful golden retriever. I love them so much- (platonically)

// What I'm curious about is how the hell ya'll found it. Don't tell me you randomly looked up 'Shampiss', I will (not) judge you. 💀

// How dare you invoke the devil upon me with your humor, Martin Walls. /j

// 'The Sheep Bride and the Rabbit Groom' WIP (spoiler: THEY GET FUCKING CHIMERAED LIKE FELIX BY THE END OF IT.) #aspectusparadisi #thewaltenfiles #jackmary

// w a o w

// BWAHAHA-

// EXACTLY. 😌

// IT'S WRITTEN IN STONE, DRIP- YOU CAN'T STOP IT- MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHSJSKODSOSUAHWBSLSLZOXUSKSLSLSLH-

// Judging from Martin's reaction to shampiss, I think either weed, or crickity frackity crack.

// Why are people losing their SHIT about this- It'll be back in roughly a month, and everyone's acting like the second coming of CHRIST is approaching. 💀

// Why do ya'll like the power of Shampiss so much- I just woke up from a nap 😭

// Rosemary's dislike is explained well (She heavily dislikes how the animatronic looks, despite being the designer), while Felix's dislike is just SLAPPED there- Nobody knows why. 😭

// Shampiss.

// Let's die together ^^

// If she's yelling at you to the point where you're crying, that's emotional abuse-

// Another not so fun random Eden's Paradise fact! None of the Waltens die, as I've mentioned several times, but that doesn't mean they don't NEARLY die. For example; SOPHIE GETS STABBED IN THE SIDE BY A VINE AND ALMOST BLEEDS THE FUCK OUT-

// I'M GOING TO DIE. THE FREAKING THE DOUBLE DOOMED YAOI SANDWICH-

/// People seem to like "Banny"! I'm glad. ^^

// What ya'll might find ironic is that there was a chance "Banny" wouldn't have been made- I used a fuckin RANDOM WHEEL SPINNER like in the mpreg post to see if Banny or Boozoo'd get Bonned, and it was a VERY, VERY NARROW RESULT. So now we have this fucked up hare.

// Lowkey, we gotta send your mom to prison- That's abuse.