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6yo realized we always order groceries on sundays and snuck this into our whole foods cart this morning
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Bought a new Dyson fan, set it up connected to the Wifi, and then it suddenly turned off for minutes, unable to turn back on.
Turns out, it was spontaneously updating itself.
This is not how a household appliance should update, I’m sorry… why do we accept such sloppiness?
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My toddler was stuck in his room waiting for the green light to turn on because Hatch was down
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Our BMW i4 was bricked after a failed software update. Time to restart our search for a nice electric car, preferably one with no computers in it.
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Well folks, it finally happened to me.
I was putting a load of washing on during my lunch break and I can’t because my washing machine is installing a firmware update… 🤷♂️
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if you need me, I’ll be updating the firmware on the cat’s water fountain @internetofshit
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okay i of course don’t want schizophrenic women to need to check themselves into mental hospitals cause of tv ads but like ive seen the ad now and idk at some point you are kinda saying that ads shouldn’t be allowed to use names in case someone thinks their tv is talking to them
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Beds were not meant to require internet connection.
During the AWS US-EAST outage on October 20th, people flooded the internet complaining about their smart beds from EightSleep
Because of the AWS outage, the smart beds were unable to recline or change positions. Additionally, any heating or cooling setting didn't work. People went online to complain the beds sensor had the bed stuck at an elevated temperature.
The EightSleep subreddit was filled with angry customers. The CEO issued an official apology on social media. However, he asserted the AWS outage was outside his control.
I sit here wondering why a bed requires access to AWS instances to ... recline and heat and/or cool...
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Sitting in the parking lot at the mall waiting for my car to finish a software update so I can turn it off. I love the future
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The plan? At dusk, 50 people went to San Francisco's longest dead-end street and all ordered a Waymo at the same time.
The world's first: WAYMO DDOS
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What do you mean you don't have your own Gaslight Garage?
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