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Chris Adamson retweeted
Guys, we can still save Twitter by becoming school idols and winning Love Live.
Chris Adamson retweeted
West Michigan: "Wow! More than a foot of lake effect snow is possible through Saturday!"
Upstate New York: "Hold my beer!"
😂❄️😂❄️
Chris Adamson retweeted
Man goes to Doctor. Says his business is failing. Says he fired all employees. Says his customers abandoned him. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great CEO Musk is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Musk.”
Chris Adamson retweeted
Anyone ever get the feeling we ended up on the “Biff gets the Sports Almanac” version of the timeline?
Chris Adamson retweeted
Twitter’s new main character for life may be an idiot, but he can still teach the rest of us a valuable lesson:
There’s no better way to ensure you’ll never be right than discounting the possibility you could be wrong
Chris Adamson retweeted
Republicans ran on stripping women of their stripping women of their bodily autonomy, ending free & fair elections, killing Social Security & Medicare, and helping Putin crush democracy in Ukraine, yet seem genuinely surprised they got crushed. #BlueWave2022 – at Eugene, OR
Chris Adamson retweeted
turning a big dial taht says "micro services" on it and constantly looking back at the number of RPC calls for approval like a contestant on the price is right – at California, USA
Chris Adamson retweeted
This is the most plausible description that I've seen of Twitter's future. technologyreview.com/2022/11…
Chris Adamson retweeted
All my disrespect to these Tesla engineers. I’d love to see their last 30 days of code printed out so I could absolutely tear through it. Because any engineer who thinks they can make this call in this way, knows nothing of their craft and shame on them
nytimes.com/2022/11/11/techn…
Chris Adamson retweeted
Michigan went left, but as is their custom, it involved a complicated process where they first drove through the intersection then did a u-turn
Chris Adamson retweeted
Jared Polis of Colorado, Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania and Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan form a cadre of center-left pragmatists who won decisively on Tuesday. Any of them could be on a presidential ticket one day.
washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
Chris Adamson retweeted
So @elonmusk took the digital town square and now the parade from Animal House is running through it.
Chris Adamson retweeted
Agamemnon: They'll never go for this
Odysseus: trust me, I spent $8
ALT Trojan horse, with a 'verified' blue tick
Chris Adamson retweeted
What do you think the final tweet will be?
Use the hashtag #TheFinalTweet.
January 2023. Only two twitter accounts remain.
Elon asks the other account for 75 cents.
@GailSimone replies, Do you want to know my profound thoughts on Godzilla’s taint?
Twitter goes dark.
