antiquarian

nyc
Joined June 2018
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he’s cooking her dinners, washing the dishes, and making her laugh! i know many idiot boyfriends who cannot say the same
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Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
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isla de luca retweeted
I’m way too friendly with everybody and i keep getting sexually harassed it feels like this
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when a reply guy finally wins me over
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my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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you just have to keep trying
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me and the stripper are currently giving each other space while she figures some things out
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He was so real for this
Daughter age 5 is repulsed by underdog stories, she thinks the most powerful should win even if he’s “the bad guy”, is this developmental or her personality
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this was nastyyy like she's so fierce.
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FINALLY
can someone send me that picture of chappell in her vampire outfit where she had that run in her stockings please,,,, i need it for research purposes
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isla de luca retweeted
SEC SUNDOWN TOWN 😭
this is how the West Village went from gay epicenter to SEC sundown town in 30 years without building a single thing.
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The only good use of family money is buying a sailboat called Kissed by the Wind and dying on it immediately
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Dr. Pepper will see you now
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babe if u stalking my twitter ily
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"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you
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Rhinewater Purification Plant by Hans Haacke (1972)
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i love when its nighttime in my apartment building like aww its like one big sleepover
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“thank heavens for secondary mutations.”
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ovulation will have u fantasizing about ikea cashier trade
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