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Class of '17 🧙‍♂️| #btc | Christ is King 👑

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Joined February 2021
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Woman pilots whenever there’s a turbulence
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JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history.
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Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up.
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Free Balestine brothaaa #fyp
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This is still one of my favourite moments in crypto 😂
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I love when i buy a coin at 30k & fomo fills me at 60k
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Some people really forget what it takes to hold a coin to multi-billions...
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Christianity > Islam
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As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe no success is greater than knowing Jesus Christ.
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People forget what it takes to hold a coin to billions
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BULL'S $EYE 🎯🎯🎯
Update / correction: is actually z500’s first Diamond Tier token, not Gold. to qualify, the team had to buy + burn 370,508 , worth roughly $114.5K. Diamond Tier also comes with the biggest holder airdrop boost, spotlight placement, and hands-on launch support from Ansem’s team. my previous combined burn figure for + was correct: 473,148 , roughly $146K. I just mislabeled solana:RmtMAYVTTFv2iK9muMrXEoAnSSsZPPgRPbqZCKwNDYk 's tier. $114K burned for one launch is a much bigger signal than I initially realized.
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If you’ve been in the game long enough you get a feel of which coins can’t come back after a crash and which can. Hold that ones that can.
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Black Hoodie type of vibe
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NEW: Clavicular announces a college looksmaxxing tour to “mog” students at campuses across the country.
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I remember niggas thought Andrew Tate was an elite martial artist
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If LeBron can homie hop to his fourth team in pursuit of a ring, you can run thru her friend group to find your wife.
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Bronny trying to get on the plane to Philly
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BREAKING: Brazil just allowed tokenized cows to be used as loan collateral. A farmer in Paraná was able to borrow $19,600 and used 10 dairy cows worth $23,500 as collateral for the loan. Each cow has a unique digital identity and an AI-powered collar that allows lenders to tracks its health and location.
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Memecoins create fast millionaires. They also create thousands of silent losers. You usually only hear from the first group.
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Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”
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