@itsoksmit

software engineer | one day i'll figure out everything

 snow mexico
smitt.ca
Joined June 2017
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follow me only if you are a real mfer
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Philip Walford
@philipwalfordOct 23
Replying to @Technovangelist @Airbnb
You're in the hospitality business, not the paying-off-my-mortgage-without-consequences-or-inconvenience business.
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Ayo O
@TheDonAyoOct 25
I reverse engineered candy crush
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permanent underclass ❌ permanent blunderclass ✅
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Our studies have discovered zero day vulnerabilities in human cognitive architecture. Ideas can be inserted into human cognition allowing an attacker to take full control. The guidance is to suspend all human cognition immediately until this vulnerability can be patched.
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Just let Dev Patel be James Bond, my god, it has never been clearer
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It's clearly the right call and! and! it would make the worst people very upset
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Boring_Business
@BoringBiz_Oct 23
Listening to the earnings call knowing that it will determine how attractive my future wife will be
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sarthak
@0xSarthak13Oct 22
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djcows
@djcowsOct 22
HOLY SHIT: RCE vulnerability discovered in HTML
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oracle.com/security-alerts/a…
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Et tu, java?
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fucory
@FUCORYOct 22
Consider rotating your mothers maiden name and the street you grew up on
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb
@nntalebOct 22
Wake up. Every profession deemed white-collar, the middle class dream, is about to be decimated by AI, at a much faster pace than anticipated, with monstrous social consequences.
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working on some exciting adrenaline pumping stuff. can't sleep
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It's 2007, you're staying up late patching PHP and Java servers It's 2015, you're staying up late patching PHP and Java servers It's 2026
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I'm tired boss
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hero thousandfaces
@1thousandfaces_Oct 22
The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself
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Human-written vulnerabilities are a finite resource we're burning through like fossil fuels
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argon is weird in that it is very good at knowing what code to write but shockingly bad at writing that code
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php was vibecoded and thats why it broke the whole internet
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