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Mike

@itzmikei

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Joined August 2009
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Cristo Fernández — also known as Dani Rojas in "Ted Lasso" — made his professional debut for El Paso Locomotive on Saturday in his club's USL Cup game vs. New Mexico United 🙌 🎥 @USL_Cup
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Use my @Tesla referral ts.la/michael863335 #modelYL free #FSD
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That dude is not real.
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@NFL22 Dec 2025
The @ChicagoBears are going to the #NFLPlayoffs! @budlight #ForTheCelly
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Replying to @Fityeth @stoolpresidente
Unverified They had an all coaches meeting that didn’t include Sherrone. He caught wind of it & freaked out. Went over to his side piece‘s house and kick in the door freaking out. He forced her to have an abortion when he found out she was pregnant & has been stalking her since
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It's gameday in Minnesota and to celebrate I'm giving away a Bears #SaluteToService helmet Repost for the chance to win!
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🚨WEEK 11 GIVEAWAY🚨 Up for grabs this week is an auto'd STS mini by @colstonlovelan1 Just retweet for a chance to win...It's just that easy!! 🚨I've been so busy the past few days, since I'm getting such a late start on this I'm letting it go until MNF🚨 BEARDOWN & GOD BLESS
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@MLB16 Nov 2025
Celebrating the 3x AL MVP with this Aaron Judge @Topps relic card giveaway! 👨‍⚖️ Repost and reply for your chance to win.
2022 Topps Triple Threads Relic Card - Postseason Go-Ahead Homers Aaron Judge, New York Yankees (05/36)

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@MLB14 Nov 2025
Aaron Judge is MVP again! It’s back-to-back AL MVPs for The Captain!
Aaron Judge AL MVP Pictured: Aaron Judge smiles while wearing a road gray Yankees uniform. Below, Judge points to the sky while wearing a white pinstriped Yankees uniform. In the lower right corner is Judge’s signature.

ALT Aaron Judge AL MVP Pictured: Aaron Judge smiles while wearing a road gray Yankees uniform. Below, Judge points to the sky while wearing a white pinstriped Yankees uniform. In the lower right corner is Judge’s signature.

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@MLB14 Nov 2025
OUR BIGGEST GIVEAWAY EVER 🚨 To celebrate Shohei Ohtani winning his third straight MVP award we are giving away this incredible autographed Topps Chrome Cosmic card 🤯 For your chance to win, like, repost and follow @Topps!
GIVEAWAY: 2024 Topps Chrome Cosmic Shohei Ohtani Launched into orbit autograph PSA 9

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@MLB14 Nov 2025
The legend continues! Shohei Ohtani is the NL MVP for the second straight season!
Shohei Ohtani NL MVP Pictured: Shohei Ohtani smiles while wearing a road gray Dodgers uniform. Below, Ohtani yells while wearing a home white Dodgers uniform. In the lower right corner is Ohtani’s signature in Japanese.

ALT Shohei Ohtani NL MVP Pictured: Shohei Ohtani smiles while wearing a road gray Dodgers uniform. Below, Ohtani yells while wearing a home white Dodgers uniform. In the lower right corner is Ohtani’s signature in Japanese.

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@MLB1 Nov 2025
A #WorldSeries baseball from October's Very Own ⚾️ Repost and reply for a chance to win a baseball signed by Drake!
A 2025 World Series baseball autographed by Drake. The ball sits on a painted logo background.

ALT A 2025 World Series baseball autographed by Drake. The ball sits on a painted logo background.

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@MLB1 Nov 2025
October's Very Own is back at the #WorldSeries Drake pulled up for Game 6 in Toronto 🦉
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From us to you 🫡 RT to win a signed poster
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@MLB16 Jun 2025
Today is Kerry Wood’s 48th birthday 🎉 To celebrate, we're giving away this 2021 Topps Triple Threads Autograph Relic Combo Card signed by Kerry Wood, Sammy Sosa, and Derrek Lee! Repost and comment for your chance to win.
2021 Topps Triple Threads Autograph Relic Combo Card Kerry Wood, Sammy Sosa, Derrek Lee, Chicago Cubs 18/18

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Happy Father's Day #iloveyoudad youtu.be/nNfgSOmXuvk?si=JtNq…
"I Love You, Dad" | Big Daddy | CineStream

"I Love You, Dad" | Big Daddy | CineStream

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@NFL21 Aug 2024
Year 20 🚀
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Says the alien
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@unusual_whales14 Oct 2023
Elon Musk has said there's no evidence of aliens whatsoever. "If anyone would know, it would probably be me and I've not seen any evidence of aliens."
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Being a Chicago sports fan fucking sucks, dude
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We're all bills mafia tonight 🙏
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1,4,5,9 #FanDuelisAGreatTime #bearDAHN
LPT: 5 business days is the most polite way to say a week from now
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