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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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You should NEVER carry a gun that says "patent pending" on it.
Here's why: a prosecutor will tell the jury you knowingly carried an unfinished, experimental killing machine into combat. Don’t give them the exhibit, unless you're a qualified weapon tester acting lawfully.
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Today marks 25 years since the September 11 attacks. In honor of those impacted, the Embassy has lowered its flag to half-staff. Japan continues to stand with the United States as an ally and friend.
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Never in my life have I ever wanted something so badly and not known it until I received it. Combine demolition derbies might be peak tv.
Mad at the Internet (August 21st, 2026) teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/1DGleVDVD…




























