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writes things. bylines: @metrotimes @local4news

Detroit, MI
Joined May 2009
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RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would've loved WAP
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Robyn opening her Tiny Desk concert with “Ever Again”
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No thank you 💗
You’ll hear from me soon. 🎙️
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New hyper fixation is crocheting these cute lil stockings for Christmas!
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Jack Roskopp retweeted
These publications want you to be everything. The reporter, the editor, the copy editor, the fact-checker, the videographer, the podcast producer, the graphics editor, the data editor, the audience engagement lead... It's exploitative, & the quality is suffering.
Just caught glaring typos in the last two articles I read from major publications and as a GREAT maker of typos I have empathy but we use to have copy desks and editors and care when words were misspelled and now there’s no money for any of that and it’s all downhill. Idiocracy.
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Elissa Slotkin got a c*nty bob haircut and locked tf in! Wild to see her with Bernie
🇺🇸 Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-Mich.) said Tuesday that if Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer runs unopposed for majority leader, Democrats should withhold quorum, denying the caucus enough members to hold its leadership vote, until he presents a clear plan that members have a voice in. "Whoever wants my vote is gonna have to show me a concrete plan that's definitively different," she said. Slotkin, a moderate who has already called for replacing Schumer, rejected framing the fight as progressives versus moderates, calling it "team fight vs. team flight."
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I sometimes get the urge to reach out to my ex-boyfriend’s ex-boyfriend to see if we share a similar trauma. There’s no way he didn’t get fucked up from the ex, too
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Just found out these gays I know are in a quad polycule relationship. It's not fair they get to date 3 other people at once and I can barely get a first date out of anyone.
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Jack Roskopp retweeted
Only The Gilded Age would feature both the arrest of a man on charges of an assassination attempt followed by a woman discovering her sister is buying new curtains without consulting her and both incidents are given the same level of importance
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so proud and smug to call myself a day one fan. I’ll be seated for season 10 in 2032.
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My doctor sent me a note last night about my Diet Coke consumption (I didn’t know she followed me). Thought I’d better start with orange juice this morning instead.
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Election night at Local 4 News!
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This is so Grey Gardens coded (non-complimentary)
NEW: We just spoke exclusively with Congresswoman Haley Stevens at a polling place in Birmingham Michigan as she came to cast her ballot for Republican Mike Rogers. She told us she’s here to vote with her mother and that she still believes Democrats will win the majority, “It's the people's day. And I told this to our next speaker of the house, Hakeem Jeffries: It's Majority Makers Day.” I asked if given the backlash she’s receiving from her Rogers endorsement, whether she feels it was worth it and she told me “Absolutely. Voting is always worth it, right?” @NewsNation
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I got the Edmund Fitzgerald I Voted sticker and honestly feels like I won the lottery.
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Not enough Mrs. Fish in last night’s Gilded Age premiere. Need my main diva back for episode 2!!!
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Haley Stevens is CRASHING OUT on CNN right now this is incredible television
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I think she’s drunk??? This is so crazy
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Jack Roskopp retweeted
every 9 minutes a new, increasingly disorienting detail about haley stevens drops. wdym her staff showed up to a clyburn event and she didn’t? wdym she sent obama to vm? wdym CLUB CHALAMET defended her? wdym a registered foreign agent is running her presser? am i hallucinating
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This is the craziest crash out I have ever seen from a politician.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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