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If anyone wants to get a sense of how old they are, they can go to this site: ExactlyAsOld.com.
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The shooting of JFK is now exactly halfway between the shooting of William McKinley and today. (62 years and 77 days)
(phrased that way because McKinley died a few days after the shooting. So JFK's death is closer in time to McKinley's death than it is to the present)
Since George Halas died on Halloween 1983, the Chicago Bears have gone exactly .500: 331-331.
Will they go under .500 soon? To be determined.
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Uh oh.
Here's a montage of Trump talking about cutting Social Security and Medicare.
It would be a shame if everybody shared this.
#VoteEarlyForKamala
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“A beaut…”. IGTBW
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BREAKING: The Harris campaign just released this highlight reel of all the times Donald Trump slurred his words and showed his deteriorating health conditions. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this.
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BREAKING: In a stunning and senile moment, Donald Trump is ranting incoherently about the Congo. Donald Trump is not a serious candidate for President. Retweet so all Americans see this.
BREAKING NEWS:
Oyster cracker season has begun. REPEAT: Oyster crackers are now in season.
England expects that every man will do his duty.
I won't be one of the people who post to tell you that Nirvana's Nevermind came out 33 years ago today.
I will be the one person who tells you that the release of Nirvana's Nevermind is now closer to the days of the 48-star US flag than it is to the present.
Today, the White Sox became the first organziation since the 1899 Spiders to fall 84 games under .500.
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Dost thou remember
The second fortnight of September
— Earth, Wind & Fire Are the Only Elements We Know About So Far
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Lankford throws Trump under the bus



















