twitter is a schadenfreude buffet; x, a banquet lemme string u along for a kwik sec or an hour or so
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Sacha Baron Cohen: my film flopped because “Hamas-affiliated operatives.”
No, literally (he actually said this).
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had to make this after what jon stewart said at the 41 minute mark
Joined Jon Stewart on @weeklyshowpod to talk about the AI bubble, the massive credit risk of AI data centers, Anthropic's S-1, and how American retail investors are massively exposed to the unwinding of the AI trade.
youtube.com/watch?v=3sDzlv-V…
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Went to a haunted house last night and it was just an empty room with this picture blown up on the wall
Living broken Chatty Cathy doll.
youtu.be/Jf3_rQYgEc0?is=xzRi…
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U.S. politicians: “israel is the only democracy in the middle east ♥️”
netanyahu’s son: “allowing brown people to vote is an existential threat”
צריך לומר את האמת. תוצאות הבחירות מוכיחות שרוב ערביי ישראל המוסלמים מזדהים כפלסטינים, מצדיקים את הטרור נגדנו, רוצים להעיף מפה את כל היהודים, שואפים להשמיד את המדינה היהודית, ולהקים מדינת פלסטינית ערבית אסלאמית על חורבותיה. זוהי בעיה קיומית לא פחות מהגרעין האיראני. החוק הישראלי (סעיף 7 א לחוק יסוד הכנסת ) מאוד ברור ואוסר על מפלגות תומכות טרור שפוסלות את ישראל כמדינה יהודית לרוץ בכנסת. הסיבה שהן כן בכנסת היא שבגצ רוקן את החוק מתוכן ומכשיר את הריצה שלהן בניגוד לחוק.
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BREAKING: Employers worldwide are pulling back on AI as they navigate a flood of errors and low-quality work that sap employee time, raise privacy and security risks, and drive up costs, per the Guardian.
"Items are body-safe, non-vulgar, not overly phallic, and avoid real pain, matching Jewish teachings that marital sex is holy and a husband must please his wife."
So basically these dildos are the opposite of Rabbi Schmuley.
According to Chana Boteach of the Kosher Sex shop, a toy is "kosher" by purpose: it helps married couples build intimacy and keep lust alive in a long-term relationship. Items are body-safe, non-vulgar, not overly phallic, and avoid real pain, matching Jewish teachings that marital sex is holy and a husband must please his wife. No formal rabbinic seal exists like for food; the focus is values over solo or non-committed use.
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I don’t really “get” H3H3, probably because I’m too old. but there are things about the show I find great. I like that the husband is always nervously explaining a post he made, and the wife is just giving him absolutely NOTHING while wearing one of Pootie Tang’s outfits
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Hasan Piker filed a defamation lawsuit against CNN commentator Scott Jennings in federal court and wants more than $72 million in damages news.bloomberglaw.com/ip-law…
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Brazil has electronic voting. We know exactly how many people voted between 5 snd 7 pm. It was 34,000 people. 0.3% of votes. Musk is dumb
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Breaking: Donald Trump was "an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of young women in the mid-to-late 1990s,” according to a report issued today by Dems on the House Judiciary Committee. The report includes one new rape allegation against Trump, and calls for a special investigation of the Trump administration's cover-up of Epstein's crimes.
