Jamie Ward

I mean it’s impossible to get tickets to my tour right now too.

Learned a pretty cool fact. Love was invented in the early 14th century, by Dante, the same guy who wrote Dante’s Inferno.

It doesn’t matter how long your war is, if you don’t know what to do with it.

Comedians can’t be replaced by AI. We work for so little pay, we spend our own money to work. Any company with an accountant can tell you, utilizing AI robots that you pay $0, is far more expensive than the going rate for most road comics.

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Captains are in charge of ships. While submarines take their orders from dommarines.

“You didn’t dress up for Halloween?” Sure I did. I’m jazz music. “You’re not wearing a costume.” Jazz is about what you don’t wear. *yeah I don’t get invited to many parties

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Will to live is short for William Toodles Livingston…anyway, I don’t have it. Haha.

I just found out there was another Beatle who left the group before they got big. Paul McHorseny. Morgan Freeman: “and that’s when Jamie official quit comedy.”

This is all I can hear now #TheSandman #plebs #dream #dreamlord #morpheus #sandman #neilgaiman

This Netflix version of The Sandman is totally different from the source material. The original comics were hand drawn characters and backgrounds with text dialogue bubbles, and this is a live action video with sound. I rate this one out of five morningstars.

No one told me about the spiders in Louisiana. They’re as big as Mississippi and have twice as many eyes.

Writers do you have any experience with management companies you’d recommend? There are so many out there and I’ve been researching a lot but would love feedback from actual clients or former clients about who is reputable and worthwhile.

Shut up about hating country music. Every song is a country song, if it ain’t recorded on international waters.

I miss 100% of the shots I don’t take I also miss 100% of the shots I do take I miss 200% of my shots

Inside me there are two wolves…I’m trying to figure out how to monetize them.