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Joined November 2016
nothings better than getting drunk on hello kitty rose and watching some defunctland
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I wish this was true
Les américains à la seconde où un homme politicien ne leur plaît pas
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the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. and the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. and the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 23 years old
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if you cant take the hart chirping maybe hockey isnt for you, snowflake.
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It’s 8:27am and I’m thinking about gay porn this is gonna be a looooooooong shift
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oilers fans and sharks fans clown on each other but the reality is that we're two cheeks of the same ass that make up the Pacific Division
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I don’t care if people don’t think Noah Wyle is hot but a lot of the hate coming from 15-30 year olds is plain old antisemitism and that’s disturbing.
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entering the lgbtq community thinking you’re finally free from gender roles
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ilya
would suck dick for a pack of cigarettes rn. not because i can't afford it its just for the love of the game
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The way this made me get in my car and drive to the closest early voting station
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It’s what the bruins deserve ❤️
wore my bruins hoodie today and somebody asked me where i got my off campus merch from #nukeusall
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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I still do not understand why the mlb doesnt get one announcer from each franchise. They know the guys, what they've done all season, accurate excited for each team. It should be the world series for them too!!! (These "unbiased" commentators are NOT it)
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we know why 🫩
is there a reason rose is usually portrayed as blushing and demure and svetlana is very sexual in fics of them together?
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Well if you were a celebrity that happened to be considering suicide for an unrelated reason, you’re gonna have to stick it out a bit longer sorry :/
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Got my ass quite frankly
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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i would suck sister daniel off in a burger king parking lot
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We rented a BILLBOARD to celebrate Dan & Phil's first time in Mexico City 🫶🏻🇲🇽💜✨️ Find it at📍Tlaxcala 52, Roma Sur, Cuauhtémoc, 06760, Ciudad de México If you post any pictures please use #HardLaunchMexico and tag us 🫶🏻 We are beyond excited 😭 @danielhowell @AmazingPhil
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why didnt he just say no to the injury?
Carter Hart exited the ice and appeared to be limping.
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it remains so so funny that CollegeHumor began as a low-budget, frequently mean sketch channel for edgy 20-somethings, and has become a wildly high-budget, play-it-safe improv platform with the most Care Bear audience imaginable
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