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Antiquarian, doomed aesthete, rarely paid satirist, poet. Disaffected Democrat, chastened centrist. Making Tofurky® from sacred cows. Prepositions: o'er/atwixt.

Joined April 2011
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There is an excellent reference called The Civil War Day by Day, a detailed register of episodes from Fort Sumter to Appomattox. Someday there will be an equivalent for this administration. It will be America's shameful Gibbonesque chronicle, a book of darkness and deep sorrow.
Trump leads the crowd in a strange pledge to vote: "I pledge, to the greatest president in the history of the United States…that I will go out with my family, my friends. I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try and cheat like hell like they do."
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So, the *inflation-adjusted* loss in the 1929 stock market crash was . . . about a third of the amount wiped out today. 🙃
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.8 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.
I've also sold items on eBay to Michiko Kakutani, Mark Mothersbaugh, Jay Yuenger, Victor Garber, Gary Portnoy (composer of "Cheers" theme), AbEx artist Kenneth Noland (I asked for a drawing in lieu of payment!), Simpsons producer Richard Sakai, and Chris Sununu (before governor).
Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?
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Went to a 2008 NH Hillary event (Dem primary), got a spot in the greeting line, pulled out a baseball for her to sign, Secret Service agent told me to put it away (potential projectile). When she got close I whipped it out anyway and she laughed, then signed. (Later sold for 💰.)
Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?
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If you're wondering about the baseball: A work colleague, a longtime in-person collector, advised that signed baseballs, even from "civilians," have a premium for collectors over more common photos, books, etc. I was gonna have her sign a $5 bill but one of her people said no.
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When I worked at an auction house we once handled a baseball that someone somehow got Mother Teresa to sign, and it sold for well over $1,000, as I recall.
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This is genuinely awful, but I have to confess to using a Sharpie to draw a ring around one eye of the yellow Labrador retriever I grew up with to make him Petey from Our Gang for Halloween.
Hedgehog dies after being spray-painted blue to resemble Sonic the Hedgehog The animal suffered severe burns and lost several spines before dying despite treatment No animal should suffer for someone's amusement. Please never paint or expose animals to harmful chemicals
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The ghosts of Nixon-era dirty tricksters weep with shame and despair
They are calling it the (second) worst October surprise of all time. (Single 21 year old male makes an account on hookup site and never logs back into it.)
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Anyone who thinks that this is a real comparison should listen to the AI "completion" of Beethoven's 10th—some of the most embarrassing dogshit I've ever heard: flat-footed, dry, and at times outright illogical, incompetent, and aggressively unmusical. (Link in replies)
'A new internet radio station is asking listeners to judge music without knowing whether it was created by humans or artificial intelligence' The entrepreneurial @_Spinflight_'s new project 'AI Slop FM' - covered in @RadioToday @AramintaMooncr1 radiotoday.co.uk/2026/10/ai-…
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BREAKING: "I'M OUTTA HERE": SHIT FOR BRAINS BREAKS RANKS WITH TRUMP; Talking Turd Releases Terse Statement, Burrows Way Out Of President's Skull
Trump says if Republicans lose the election it is voters’ fault
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Noice. Glass can be tough, but rarity and aesthetics win the day!
Plated amberina art glass water pitcher by New England Glass Works, 7¼" x 7" x 6¼", 2.3 lbs., ex-Douglas Millhoff collection, sold for $5750 (est. $3000/5000) at Woody Auction #antiques #antique #artglass #art #Americana #glass #Amberina #glass maineantiquedigest.com/stori…
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RFKJr. convinced he has the perfect closing argument for the GOP on Tuesday
Nutritious cockroach milk could be next superfood - and you'll never believe how it's extracted trib.al/W2FGJob
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Cockroach "milk" is a protein crystal secretion nourishing embryos inside one cockroach species; it is not practically harvestable, scalable, or shown safe for human consumption, contrary to superfood hype. healthline.com/nutrition/cock… m.economictimes.com/us/science-tec… bio.purdue.edu/news/articles/…
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ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装
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He literally did EXACTLY what President Rip Van Winkle boasted of to Billy Bush on that bus. Where's your messiah now, Nate?
ALERT: Another pardoned Jan 6 rioter has been charged w/ a sex offense Prosecutors in Michigan allege Nathan Thornsberry sexually assaulted a client during a massage therapy appointment Thornsberry was previously charged w/ civil disorder & resisting police amid Jan 6 siege
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We launched this campaign 18 months ago, and in 4 days we’re going to win.
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Let her and Jasmine Crockett start a podcast together that lasts all of two months. Call it The Salty Sisters.
McMorrow: "First of all, I have no idea what the hell Haley Stevens is doing. This is a moment where we have to recognize the stakes."
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The only thing that will really bother the Secretary of Scotch about this post is that it refers to him as "fruit" 🍌🍇🍏🍍🤡😂
If their party flips the chamber, Democrats on the House and Senate Armed Services Committees are planning wide-reaching investigations into the US war with Iran and lawmakers are coalescing around Hegseth as their top target. “He is the lowest hanging fruit because of the animosity that seems to be both from Republican and Democratic senators and staff,” a Democratic aide told CNN. “He is going to be investigated." w/ @AnnieGrayerCNN cnn.com/2026/10/30/politics/…
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While I don't casually bet $1 million on things, turns out @ClayTravis was cocky and wrong once again, this time on oil prices. Today Crude Oil Futures are at $102.95, well above $84. Maybe a donation to a group that is struggling to make ends meet in this economy is in order.
I must have missed your deep concern over gas prices during the years of Biden when the prices were higher than today. Today we are at $84. I will bet you $1 million that by November 1st of this year prices will be under $84 a barrel on this price metric.
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Sen. Jon @ossoff (D-GA): "In 6 days, Georgia will rebuke the crook President Donald Trump with such clarity and power that no president will dare such abuse again for centuries."
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It's kind of funny that cod liver oil and castor oil were popular comic tropes through, I guess, the early 1950s or so (e.g., cartoons, Our Gang, etc.), yet both have essentially disappeared from consciousness. I imagine more modern supplements ended up knocking them out.
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