@jaredsimon

Working on new things. Prev: co-founder, COO at HotelTonight, President at Curai

 San Francisco
Joined April 2009
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AirAlamo@AirAlamo19 Sep 2024
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Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫
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Don Winslow
@donwinslow17 Jun 2024
This is STILL the absolute craziest thing I have ever seen on Twitter.
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LinkedIn is a disease
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The thing people are most consistently wrong about is guessing the motivations of others.
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Just a reminder about the episode of Knight Rider where Garthe Knight (Michael Knight's evil twin) breaks out of prison. #ThePassion
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cig dad@dillpilled_1 Jan 2024
I definitely do not might also like
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Remember...
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Twitter ads 2 years ago: The new Arby’s Sandwich! 🤠 #Arbys Twitter ads now: [picture of a fully nude woman with one arm] Wind turbines sever 20 limbs every second in America. Invest now in BitCoin Eugenics. Link in my bio for more [community note: this users bio is malware]
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SPURSSSS FUCKING WIIIIINNNN
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Josh Paredes
@Josh81016 Dec 2023
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A therapist needs to publish a book called; Thoughts Most People Think Are Unusual But Are Actually Very Common, so we can all get over the idea that we are uniquely broken.
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30 years ago today, #Radiohead released debut album “Pablo Honey.” Come to Florida. Read our vintage cover Q&A with @radiohead’s @thomyorke from our 10th anniversary issue: magnetmagazine.com/2003/09/0…
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Remembering Sister Rosetta Tharpe, born on this day in 1915 in Cotton Plant, Arkansas. Here she is performing “Didn’t It Rain” at a train depot in Manchester, England in 1964.
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Neal Khosla
@nealkhosla22 Jan 2023
We're hiring at @CuraiHQ and would love to talk to any talented folks out there (particularly in engineering!). Some of the most exciting and cutting edge work in the world: using AI+LLMs to make high quality medical care affordable to everyone. curaihealth.com/careers
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Jared Simon retweeted
jenny@jennygzhang19 Jan 2023
came up with a groundbreaking new way to tweet to make sure no one gets mad at you
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Vala Afshar
@ValaAfshar30 Dec 2022
You can reduce your stress by not having a strong opinion about everything.
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i love to update the operating system on my television. its so cool that there's another little computer in there which does nothing for me that i despise and have to take care of
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“Great tech businesses were started in the past downturns.” As much as I want to agree I cannot unsee how they were started during technology inflection points: 2001: Internet starting to go mainstream 2008: smartphones starting to go mainstream 2022: ??
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wint
@dril8 Jul 2022
when you say "Tickle Me elmo is not a gaming console", youre erasing the voices of everyone that beleives Tickle me Elmo is a gaming console
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