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jasper

@jasperturtle

I don’t have the same name as your dog (your dog has the same name as me)

Joined January 2017
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I’m 29 today
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What bitch
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If u have target circle they are giving out a code for 3 free months of AppleTV that can be redeemed until 2/1/25. The new season of severance comes out 1/17/25. Move children, vamanos!
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Bitch, I-
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This is how fast life can change
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Scrolling through my v-bucks transaction history
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#NewProfilePic
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Every bit of feminism leaving my body as I transform into a woman hating trad wife when this song plays
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How much is CVS spending to get market data??! I found dirty needles outside the other day of course texted everybody I know and now they’re sending me this for the first time ever 😭😭😭 THEYRE IN MY TEXTS
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She’s giving sexy Moonlight Man from Gerald’s Game
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Patricia Anderson (@MrsPatriciaA81) profile picturePatricia Anderson@MrsPatriciaA812 Apr 2024
In what world would this be considered normal? 😳😳
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My self obsession spiraling to unprecedented lengths anytime I see my name in anything
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Me as a mayor
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Nobody’s is worse than mine. I thought this was one of the funniest movies of all time only to find out I was the only human on this planet to like it.
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cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic12 Nov 2023
What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes?
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