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jasper

@jasperturtle

I don’t have the same name as your dog (your dog has the same name as me)

Joined January 2017
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chase@_chase_____Apr 21
if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others
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your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny
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Therm@ThermCantReadJan 16
The GOP tweeting an AI Stardew Valley screenshot is like a democrat setting a bible on fire
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It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af
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Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿
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Thank you for trying to not let me merge. I had to work for it. And It feels so good to be in this lane now
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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace
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when they make hate island somebody link me
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.@nlurennn4 Jun 2025
halle dont let them silence u sister ik a horrible man will send u straight into psychosis
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Reports coming in that the swimsuit portion of the conclave has just concluded and that the talent portion is now under way
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On this day ten years ago, DeviantArt artist WolfRoad uploaded an original drawing called "Voices.”
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someone somewhere is laying a trap for me right now
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Can we put a tariff on labradoodles
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M ☆@duskgumi24 Mar 2025
exactly
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Now do Israel.
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This is what I voted for.
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How it feels watching "Desperate Housewives" for the first time
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In any other time in history, people this stupid wouldn't have been allowed to even touch the written word
Babushka Enjoyer (@MetalHorse233) profile pictureBabushka Enjoyer@MetalHorse23326 Feb 2025
Apparently, one of Michelle Trachtenberg's favorite foods was spinach and cheese pasta. Very high in vitamin A. She died of liver disease
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She called it.
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