Award-winning writer and podcaster. Long-time court jester of NJ politics. Pro-abortion and pro-weed.

New Jersey, USA
Joined July 2008
I’m in Dallas cleaning out the entire contents of my dear & departed (gay) Uncle David’s home. It’s… a lot. A 🧵maybe? – at Texas, USA
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I remain amused that Tom Kean Jr, son of two term Gov, family name on a university, decides the path of attack against his opponent is that she's a millionaire. I hope his race is called at 8:01
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When this dumbass @KeanForCongress ran for US Senate back in 2006, his idiot staffers posed on my blog as “concerned Democrats” from the same IP address as their campaign HQ. I didn’t even know what an IP address was until a reporter from The New York Times (who called for comment about Tom’s deception) explained it to me.
In typical @RebeccaForNJ07 fashion, she can’t tell a straight story to New Jersey voters. Her latest ad features someone claiming to support her “as a Republican.” The truth? He’s actually a local Democrat party leader. If you have to fake bipartisan support in your ads, it means voters are seeing right through the act.
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Republicans want credit for their “Big Beautiful Bill.” They cut food assistance for 5 million people, including 1.5 million kids, to pay for tax breaks for billionaires. On November 3rd, we vote them out.
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When your friends go to Congress, then run into your mom protesting, or encouraging voting, or any combo of the two, then text you from the protest, you tweet it. Obvi... Give em hell, Congresswoman and mom. #gotv @AnaliliaForNJ @jay_lass
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I love watching Russians cry
Russian gymnast Angelina Melnikova breaks down in tears after the Netherlands refused to issue her a visa. She will miss the World Artistic Gymnastics Championships. Melnikova is known for her support of Russia's aggression against Ukraine.
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Hahhahaha @HarrisonNeely all that boot looking for nothing! CHUMP!!!!
TRIAGE NEWS: The Congressional Leadership Fund and Trump's super PACs are cutting off their first GOP incumbents in NJ-7 and IA-1 as the party races to avoid more widespread losses in final three weeks. Also giving up OH-1 and MI-8. New at NYT —> nytimes.com/2026/10/13/sport…
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Russia bombs Ukrainian schools, kills civilians in their sleep: SILENCE Ukraine bombs a couple Russian bot farms:
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You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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Oh boy @wxpnfm hitting us with Christmas music awfully early this year! Are we being punished for something?
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Why are the "haters" attacking @CocoGauff ? She did everything within the rules. Honestly, Coco is the most genuine, thoughtful, humble human being you'll ever find. She is loved by everyone in the Tennis world. It's really disturbing to see her going through this turmoil.#kindness
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There will be dancing in the streets. And probably cocaine if we’re being honest.
Top five cities to be in when it finally happens: 1. New York City 2. Los Angeles 3. Minneapolis 4. San Francisco 5. Chicago
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As a member of the Chili’s Waiter Alumni Association, I approve this message! 🌶️🍔🍟🥤💃🏼
NOT AT CHILI’S BABY 10.99 for a burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and unlimited drink.
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Genocide wasn't a strong enough reason to close Europe's borders for Russian tourists, but perhaps we might find the threat of the Black Death unacceptable?
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we went from Hitler Youth Pope to two (2) Jesuits and turned the whole franchise around
Inside of 15 years the Roman Catholic Church changed its reputation from “backwards cabal of evil pedophilic rapists” to “the only major international social force taking a firm, humanist leadership role on the issues of the day”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Pope Leo XIV is an Augustinian friar who joined the Order of St. Augustine in 1977, the same year he earned his math degree from Villanova University, an Augustinian university located in the Philadelphia, PA suburbs. He is the first Augustinian ever elected pope. villanova.edu/university/med…
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Replying to @HHuotui
hey everyone, you can dislike me or disagree about what happened without being racist. the amount of racist comments/dms I’ve received in the last few hours is insane. Lastly, I ‘m not a cheater or a thief.
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The American Protestant mind cannot comprehend the spiritual power of the Irish Catholic Atheist
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Very funny that Israelis seems to believe they can win a world wide popularity contest against the Irish
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Dale Caldwell continues to “not be a distraction” in creative ways.
so, about that girlfriend, and the job. @DaleCaldwell explains the context behind the claim that he pressured others in state govt. to hook his g/f up with a job. @GovSherrillNJ #stafferone FULL INTERVIEW HERE: youtube.com/watch?v=U51dxOkp…
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Dale Caldwell’s “I don’t want to be a distraction” tour is going well
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Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship yesterday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas during the 1960s. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes before purchasing without adhering to certain conditions. For instance, they had to try on clothes over their clothes, put on protective covers when trying on hats, or weren't allowed to make returns once they purchased clothes and brought them home. These policies stemmed from the racist fear that white customers would refuse merchandise previously worn by Black shoppers. The downtown Neiman Marcus flagship was one of the first major Dallas businesses that broke with these practices. In 1961, the company desegregated its Zodiac Room, a swanky restaurant frequented by Dallas elites. Neiman Marcus later welcomed Black shoppers without restrictions. These victories were achieved through the efforts of Civil Rights activists, along with support from Neiman Marcus president Stanley Marcus, who was an early advocate for desegregation in Dallas. The Neiman Marcus store manager purportedly warned Marcus that he would ruin his business — and indeed, some shoppers closed their accounts — but he stuck with his decision. At the time of the flagship's closure, the Main Street store had been open for 112 years.
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