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Husband. Father. Native Houstonian. Astros, Braves, Baylor, Tesla.

Houston TX
Joined July 2011
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Exactly 😂 Tesla has no government contracts and President Trump ended federal incentives for electric vehicles. SpaceX contracts with the government are BOTH the best product AND the lowest price! Moreover government revenue will be less than 10% of SpaceX revenue this quarter and less then 5% a year from now. Happy to cancel any that the government doesn’t want. Just say the word!
Elon please send this January 1: Dear Senate & House Democrats, Many of you criticize my companies receiving federal contracts. I hereby offer to cancel. Please publish a list of each contract to cancel with any required agency consent, and we will cancel promptly. Sincerely, Elon Musk
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Jay Cook retweeted
Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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Dennis Rodman made a valid point.🔥 “MJ wouldn’t be as good as LeBron today? You mean he wouldn’t be as good at flopping? Yeah, that part he can’t do. When I was in Detroit trying to take his head off, he never hit the floor screaming. That was a league where you earned every bruise. Don’t talk to me about today’s soft rules and LeBron’s four rings from team hopping. My guy got his where scoring was a fistfight, not a parade to the free-throw line. Put MJ in this era with open lanes and no hand checks, he’d average 40-50 a night without breaking a sweat. No super teams, no recruiting tours—just domination. If you think MJ wouldn’t be as good as LeBron now, you have no idea who Michael Jordan was.” — Source: Dennis Rodman All of us NBA fans 100% agree with Dennis Rodman’s opinion.
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Notice how the headlines work. A Toyota crashes: "Driver injured in crash." A Ford crashes: "Two cars collide on highway." A BMW crashes: "Accident on Route 1." A Tesla crashes: "TESLA crashes." Not the driver. Not "a car." The brand, in the headline, every single time. Millions of crashes happen on the roads every year, and almost none come with a brand name. But when it's a Tesla, legacy media suddenly cares which car it was. Meanwhile, Tesla publishes its own safety data every quarter. With Autopilot engaged, Teslas go far more miles between crashes than the US average. That's not journalism. That's a campaign. The cars keep getting safer. The headlines just keep getting louder.
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A man may stop initiating long before he stops desiring his wife. Sometimes pursuit simply became too humiliating.
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Replying to @NBCNews
You forgot to mention that she wasn’t wearing a Covid mask either 🤡
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The deeper male wound often isn’t I didn’t get enough orgasms. It is I stopped experiencing myself as sexually wanted by the woman whose desire matters most to me. This is why a man can eventually stop initiating even while his desire for his wife hasn’t disappeared. He stops volunteering for the humiliation.
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Ladies, if you want to "fix" your marriage, start by being more touchable, more physically welcoming, and more sexually open.
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Many husbands are not starving for sex alone. They are starving for the feeling that their wife actually wants them.
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Jay Cook retweeted
Replying to @KenPaxtonTX
James Talarico has NO business in any public office, government office, around any schools and definitely not preaching the word of our Lord and King Jesus Christ. ✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ WAKE UP ✠ Deus Vult ✠
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The Senate will find 70 votes to send your money to Ukraine to be looted. They can’t find 51 to pass election integrity laws here. That’s not dysfunction. That’s corruption.
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So many Indians in Texas now it barely looks like Mexico anymore.
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Having a beer at home at 7am. You have a problem. Having a beer at the airport at 7am. You have a great vacation.
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Jay Cook retweeted
we’re done with the international games for the week right? nobody’s playing in bangkok on the cooking channel or some shit
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Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.
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