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Joined December 2011
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Better than new Eminem in my opinion
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I might not make the playoffs after this week but I had the most points for and almost the highest in points against so it’s nothing I did wrong it just means I had the worst luck in the league and if I had any other schedule I’d probably be taking home the championship for sure
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Me watching 5 year old me choose the bears as my favorite team
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Ironically, Tony Hinchcliffe could use a good PR person
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Nepotism is ruining the NFL. The Bears’ starting running back this year has been horrendous and only has a job because his sister is dating Travis Kelce.
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You'd be in jail for beating your wife and breaking your son's arm lol
“What if I wasn’t Tyreek Hill?”
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Their homework apparently
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Who made this 💀
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Some friends like that. 😂
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So much democracy to spread
There has to be life on one of these dots.
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I finally blocked Daily Loud.
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Because I have “rock music” as a recommended topic, I see this on my timeline. Something tells me the algorithm wants me to get something out of this tweet that isn’t rock music… this isn’t even good for a laugh because conservatives can’t meme.
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Ever since a… certain change to Twitter’s leadership, I see so much nonsense from the right because someone I met at a party 5 years ago and hasn’t tweeted in 3 years, follows right wing crap. Like a suspicious number of recommended tweets pop up because of this one person.
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English definitely sucks as a language but “whom” has to be my least favorite word. Even as a native speaker, it never sounds or feels natural to say and there are no clever rhymes or phrases to help remember its use. “Whom” is only for old-timey weirdos.
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