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Never ask your wife where she wants to eat.
Ask her, "Guess where I'm taking you!?" And whatever she says is where you go.
Follow me for more marriage and relationship advice.'
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Found out my wife is cheating on me today.
When I asked when she'd be home she said,
"10-15 minutes max."
My name is Stephen.
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Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree.
Every time your child misbehaves, throw one in the fireplace.
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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
Part-4 video sent to Zline showing faulty design of ice maker that kicks cubes behind drawer which keeps drawer from closing. You have to remove the entire top drawer and ice tray to remove 1 piece of ice. A teenager with a 3-D printer could design it better. @ZLINEKitchen
Part 3- Replacement will also need the custom panels mounted on front, but Zline won’t do that. Company founder, Andrew Zuro, won’t respond about the design flaw. Spend the money and get Viking or Sub Zero instead. Z-Line sux! @ZLINEKitchen #kitchendesign @AndrewZuro
Part 2- 6 months in we have had to replace the water dispenser and there is an obvious design flaw with the ice maker in the bottom pull out drawer. They will send another one but won’t pay for removal of first one. Plus, a new one will have same design flaw. @ZLINEKitchen
Part 1- you are shopping kitchen appliances for a new build or Reno and are considering Z-Line appliances because they are “affordable luxury”, please contact me. We spent $8K on a panel ready fridge that is a piece of crap. @ZLINEKitchen
Pulled into Bar Harbor on our little dingy and enjoyed the afternoon. Staying tonight and tomorrow night at Primrose Inn. This is a neat town #barharbor #maine
Day 2 from Olugonquit to Kennebunkport to Portland. Over the lobster craze but the scallops are unbelievable. Beautiful scenery. Missed our good friends George and Laura Bush by one day. #Maine
Vacationing in Maine this week. First night at Grasshopper Inn located in Olungonquit. Beautiful town with great food and shops. Heading to Kennebunkport and staying in Portland tonight.#vacation #Maine #Olagonquit
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Escorting my wife out of Target after she sees 12 new colors of Stanley water tumblers
Congrats to a very deserving Judge. Our state will be better because of Judge Padgett’s addition to the Court of Appeals.👍🏼




























