
#SciComms guy for @Bayer by trade. Bacon Guy by reputation. Tar Heel by the grace of God. Probably think about @marthastewart more than you do.
Basel, Switzerland
Joined April 2008
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Airports....famously the place to go to get a good read on the kids of today.
The world order for the last 80 years has revolved around the US. It was the unquestioned alpha. It dictated the terms of the world order, to its great benefit. Wildest thing about America First Trumpism is how quickly the country gave all that up.
Let’s say I have 100 mill so I’d be eligible for this. I make 10% in unrealized gains this year but have to pay 25% tax. So I’m now only worth 107 mill. Where am I going to put my money? Under a ridiculously large bed and earn 0?
JFK, Jr.
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨
What would you go back and tell your teenage self?
Me: “ok, this is weird but you know that Theo dude on the new Real World? Well, kind of a long story, but….”
Would rather have @Bojangles.
And he did it while literally inventing lightning.
248 years ago, at this very hour, Ben Franklin sat down in the Oval Office to write the Declaration of Independence.
He wrote through the day and night, and by the next morning, July 4, 1776, he had invented America and freedom and given us our constitutional rights.
Thank you, Mr President. We miss you every day, but today most of all.
I wonder what the conversation is like this morning around @mcuban’s breakfast table?
Gonna tell my European friends this is the Electoral College.
And we are just starting out! The next update will 5pm. You have until then to prove your fandom by buying and consuming cups of gelatin mixed with some alcohol. Let's gooooo! #RoadtoRoccos
To be fair, they don’t sit in the pressure cooker forever. They sit there until the next college basketball season whereby they will be released in all their glory based on the actions of a group of young men who I have never and will never meet.
Replying to @meatballtimes
I mostly just pity men at "not sure how I feel about my divorce" levels of emotional intelligence. they're not dumb, they're confused. they lack the tools to introspect. they were never taught. the emotions are just gonna sit in the pressure cooker in their heart, maybe forever



















