Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald) header
Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald) profile picture

#SciComms guy for @Bayer by trade. Bacon Guy by reputation. Tar Heel by the grace of God. Probably think about @marthastewart more than you do.

Basel, Switzerland
Joined April 2008
Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)Photo by Jeff Donald (@jeffdonald)
Gabby, I don't know you but I think I love you.
3
40
Airports....famously the place to go to get a good read on the kids of today.
RFK JR: I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today...and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation—you can tell from their faces, movements, and lack of social connection
3
151
The world order for the last 80 years has revolved around the US. It was the unquestioned alpha. It dictated the terms of the world order, to its great benefit. Wildest thing about America First Trumpism is how quickly the country gave all that up.
1
2
154
The world and the US are very different places when people aren't tripping over themselves to work with the US.
2
42
Ah, yes. It was DEI that stoked the embers of racism….
When I was a kid, it felt like the last embers of racism were dying out in this country. Then DEI came along & poured kerosene on them. Phenomenal town hall tonight in Springfield, OH.
1
2
431
Ah, yes. It was DEI that stoked the embers of racism….
1
102
Thinking about “best country” is a uniquely weird American thing. I don’t think anyone else is keeping rankings.
If you’re born in the USA or an American citizen and you put other countries above us, then that’s unpatriotic. That’s it. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1
148
Thought and prayed for the Springfield dogs & cats so we’re good.
1
1
103
Screw the geese though. They’re jerks.
1
74
Let’s say I have 100 mill so I’d be eligible for this. I make 10% in unrealized gains this year but have to pay 25% tax. So I’m now only worth 107 mill. Where am I going to put my money? Under a ridiculously large bed and earn 0?
Here we go. The unthinkable is being proposed. Unrealized capital gains tax.
182
JFK, Jr.
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨
1
155
What would you go back and tell your teenage self? Me: “ok, this is weird but you know that Theo dude on the new Real World? Well, kind of a long story, but….”
This website is only $12 a month
1
175
Would rather have @Bojangles.
This is how chicken is served at the 3-Michelin star Epicure restaurant in Paris, France 😮
196
Tell me you’re a trial balloon to give your pollsters something to test without telling me you’re a trial balloon…
*BIDEN TOLD ALLY HE IS WEIGHING WHETHER TO CONTINUE IN RACE: NYT
1
206
And he did it while literally inventing lightning.
248 years ago, at this very hour, Ben Franklin sat down in the Oval Office to write the Declaration of Independence. He wrote through the day and night, and by the next morning, July 4, 1776, he had invented America and freedom and given us our constitutional rights. Thank you, Mr President. We miss you every day, but today most of all.
205
Joe Biden has 4 months + immunity to do the funniest thing ever.
1
1
139
I mean, this is kinda the point, right? Biden would seem to have a lot more unchecked power to use “official capacity” to “stop a dictator” now that such a thing has immunity.
71
I wonder what the conversation is like this morning around @mcuban’s breakfast table?
92
Gonna tell my European friends this is the Electoral College.
And we are just starting out! The next update will 5pm. You have until then to prove your fandom by buying and consuming cups of gelatin mixed with some alcohol. Let's gooooo! #RoadtoRoccos
2
148
To be fair, they don’t sit in the pressure cooker forever. They sit there until the next college basketball season whereby they will be released in all their glory based on the actions of a group of young men who I have never and will never meet.
Replying to @meatballtimes
I mostly just pity men at "not sure how I feel about my divorce" levels of emotional intelligence. they're not dumb, they're confused. they lack the tools to introspect. they were never taught. the emotions are just gonna sit in the pressure cooker in their heart, maybe forever
318