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Sacramento, CA
Joined February 2015
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Hypothetically, what would my life have to have been like in order to not only know of the guitar player from a rock band called Television, but to have been so affected by him as to be upset at his passing? Thoughts and prayers, of course
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Hey- every pick can't be Tyreke Evans AMIRITE FANS #LightTheBeam
This is a BIG yikes. Goodness gracious.
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AZZI FUDD? AZZI FUDD???
💔 Paige Bueckers and Azzi Fudd announce break-up, reveal split happened a year ago. tmz.me/4kCTyPm
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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CHILI’S TO SEE HIM SHIT HIS PANTS
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This lady krystalfornatomas.com/ replied to my reply to her spam election text. Ok fine. Well, she lost. Don't sweat it KK- you'll get 'em next time #Elections2026
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Cigarette Daydreams by Cage The Elephant- like dying of emphysema google.com/search?q=Cigarett…
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Has Al Michaels gone off on this game yet? Nothing says #NFL like one team having scored 3 at halftime, and the other team is the Jacksonville Jaguars. Al should just tune out and start telling Cosell stories #JAXvsBAL
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Seems like they hated him *way* more nine years ago but what do I know. By the way was there ever any collusion? I kept waiting for there to be collusion
Hannity: The hatred of Trump is unprecedented. I've never seen anything like it.
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This is why I'm not heavy into politics. Evidently a building full of grown adult office workers needs remedial toilet training. I wonder how the one who crammed the toilet full of diarrhea tp and didn't flush voted #BlueWave #Election2026
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The Kings are back home tonight against the Lakers. We’ll have full coverage and updates throughout the game. #LALvsSAC
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In case you need a little inspiration today
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Here's hoping everybody loses tomorrow. Every go-round produces a bunch of self-satisfied, entitled, loudmouth jerks that tops the last one when it comes to being completely unsympathetic and otherwise insufferable. Mary mother of god make it stop #Elections2026 #YourVoteMatters
🤖 Made with AI
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"If you ask me to rank the favorite to coach this team next year, it would be Tom Thibodeau. It would absolutely be Tom Thibodeau." @CarmichaelDave contemplates when the Sacramento Kings will make a head coaching change: youtu.be/dQpF4dvS07U
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None of these candidates running for office have so much as mentioned that Less Than Zero isn't streaming in the US. Folks, democracy is broken #Election2026 #GOTV #Vote
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Thinking about how terrible the two songs performed by Gracie Abrams on #SNL last night were but then remembering that I kind of don't like music anyway so
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I don't remember much discussion about or even thinking much about whose fault the whole situation was. I think I was willing to concede it was all my fault right off the bat if it meant there was even a chance I might recover some of what I'd lost
Matthew Perry breaks down in tears explaining the most painful realization he had about his castmates on Friends. “I was placed in some kind of spiritual guy’s office, and as we were done talking, he turned me around and said, ‘Just remember, it’s not your fault.’ I went, ‘What?’ He said it’s not your fault. I said, ‘What do you mean it’s not my fault, I’m the one who’s doing it.’ And he explained addiction and alcohol to me. And he saved my life. Because I then knew that it wasn’t my fault, that I wasn’t weaker, it wasn’t my will that was screwed up. It was that I have this disease. The thing that always makes me cry… is that it’s not fair. It’s not fair that I had to go through this disease while the other five didn’t. They got everything that I got, but I had to fight this thing.
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I will win the midterm erections
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Back in the 90s people in bars told me I looked like "Chandler from Friends"
Matthew Perry breaks down in tears explaining the most painful realization he had about his castmates on Friends. “I was placed in some kind of spiritual guy’s office, and as we were done talking, he turned me around and said, ‘Just remember, it’s not your fault.’ I went, ‘What?’ He said it’s not your fault. I said, ‘What do you mean it’s not my fault, I’m the one who’s doing it.’ And he explained addiction and alcohol to me. And he saved my life. Because I then knew that it wasn’t my fault, that I wasn’t weaker, it wasn’t my will that was screwed up. It was that I have this disease. The thing that always makes me cry… is that it’s not fair. It’s not fair that I had to go through this disease while the other five didn’t. They got everything that I got, but I had to fight this thing.
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Is Tom Hanks becoming Fee Waybill #SNL
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