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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CHILI’S
TO SEE HIM SHIT HIS PANTS
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Happy 45th anniversary to quite possibly the most insane moment of SNL ever.
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It has come to my attention that a halftime performer has not yet been named for the upcoming @SuperBowl
I'm telling you, Weird @AlYankovic would be a guaranteed top 5 performance of all time. No drama, no controversy...just MANDATORY FUN
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Angels Change 'Big A' To 'Big L' To Celebrate 100-Loss Season buff.ly/umGieMp
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Just watched an obese ~45 y/o man tell his petite Slavic rent-a-date that he only uses Flintstones toothpaste because he’s “sending plaque and tartar back to the Stone Age.” Rent-a-Date simply didn’t know what to do with this information and they sat in complete silence for a solid minute afterward. Not entirely sure what I just witnessed, had all the characteristics of a dream. Third or fourth most deeply surreal moment of my life.
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Good Morning!
The Beach Boys Live on GMA
1980 / Good Morning America / US-TV ABC
☀️sound on☀️























