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FEATURING THE HITS "DOCTOR DOCTOR" & "ROCK BOTTOM" | PRODUCED BY LEO LYONS | ENGINEERED BY MICK ROBACK | RECORDED AT MORGAN STUDIOS LONDON | PHOTOS BY HIPGNOSIS

Sacramento, CA
Joined February 2015
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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CHILI’S TO SEE HIM SHIT HIS PANTS
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In case you need a little inspiration today
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I will win the midterm erections
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Happy 45th anniversary to quite possibly the most insane moment of SNL ever.
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these are the Kings' season ticket member gift this year 😮‍💨
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In this house we don't believe shit
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It has come to my attention that a halftime performer has not yet been named for the upcoming @SuperBowl I'm telling you, Weird @AlYankovic would be a guaranteed top 5 performance of all time. No drama, no controversy...just MANDATORY FUN
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Let’s go the farmers market, they got three strawberries for $7, people standing perfectly still in the walkway, and two old guy playing the worst music you’ve ever heard
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The absolute worst Giants season I can ever remember finally, mercifully wraps up today
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Just watched an obese ~45 y/o man tell his petite Slavic rent-a-date that he only uses Flintstones toothpaste because he’s “sending plaque and tartar back to the Stone Age.” Rent-a-Date simply didn’t know what to do with this information and they sat in complete silence for a solid minute afterward. Not entirely sure what I just witnessed, had all the characteristics of a dream. Third or fourth most deeply surreal moment of my life.
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RIP Barry Melrose
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RIP Gloria Steinem
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RIP Tim Curry
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Good Morning! The Beach Boys Live on GMA 1980 / Good Morning America / US-TV ABC ☀️sound on☀️
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when the fuck are they gonna invent a new martial art
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Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin visiting Mexico, 1963.
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Lemmy & Phil from Motorhead rip out Chuck Berry's "Let it Rock" on the Late Show with David Letterman, 1991! Dave & Paul recognise quickly this is not their normal guest act!🤣🤣
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Don’t dare pretend to like ska if you don’t know who this is
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Peyton Bonds, the Giants 90th overall draft pick, has been suspended by Minor League Baseball for 120 games after testing positive for Clostebol, an anabolic steroid.
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