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jesse wright

@jessewright

reckoner

 new york, ny
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Joined March 2008
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dadwright@dadwright7 Aug 2024
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.!!!” Have a great day.!!
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dadwright@dadwright4 Oct 2024
“website:  We use cookies to improve our performance. Me:  Same.!!” Have a great weekend.!!
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dadwright@dadwright20 Sep 2021
“Cheers to the person who invented Zero. Thanks for nothing.!!”
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dadwright@dadwright19 May 2021
“Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery.!!” Have a great day.!!
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dadwright@dadwright19 Jun 2019
“People write ‘Congrats’ because they can’t spell Congrajulationz.!!” Have a great day.!!
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jesse wright@jessewright3 Jun 2018
“The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them!” #hyannisport
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Kurt Vonnegut grading his own work:
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dadwright@dadwright26 Jul 2018
“Paperclips: the staples for people with commitment issues.!!” Have a great pre-Friday.!!
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missyjoon@missyjoon10 May 2018
It is so good to be loved for all the best reasons @maxywright #nycwrightlove
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By toasting Jim Watson, Eric Lander is saying that sexism, racism, anti-semitism, and all sorts of forms of harassment and vile behavior by someone in power in science is A-OK - disgusting #BOG18
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dadwright@dadwright9 May 2018
“I just had my Visa card stolen. Now it’s everywhere I want to be!!”
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jesse wright@jswright22 Feb 2011
[ iPhones are needles ] http://instagr.am/p/Bw9nt/
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"We know the difference between a rapist, a workplace harasser and an Aziz Ansari," Samantha Bee said. "That doesn't mean we have to be happy about any of them." nyti.ms/2EUbMVk
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US host Samantha Bee slams Aziz Ansari: ‘If you say you’re a feminist, f*** like a feminist' ind.pn/2EXMk1A
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dadwright@dadwright17 Oct 2017
“After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F . . . .!!”
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dadwright@dadwright7 Nov 2017
“3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday… 2. Tomorrow is not Friday… 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday…!!”
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dadwright@dadwright25 Sep 2017
“Better to keep my mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.!!”
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dadwright@dadwright27 Sep 2017
“The present, the future, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.!!”
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dadwright@dadwright6 Sep 2017
“I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.!!”
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dadwright@dadwright24 Jul 2017
“Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.!!” Have a great week.!!
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