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Jewtalian from Bethesda. I write words and sometimes sing them, too. Out now from HarperCollins: my memoir Humanity Is Trying

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Joined March 2009
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This video is incredible. Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.
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I don’t care how much eggs cost. I’m not voting for a man who admires Hitler.
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Watching a cheesy movie where the hot young neighbour gifts Jennifer Lopez a first edition of her favourite book...The Iliad. A first edition. Of The Iliad. He found it in a garage sale.
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The opacity of academic prose arises from the epistemological imperative to operationalize disciplinary jargon, facilitating intra-specialized discourse while obfuscating heterogenous interpretive accessibility and perpetuating a recursive dialectic of erudition and exclusion.
Why is academic writing so awful?
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Someone just locked down the vote of all the 9-year-old boys in my son’s 4th grade class
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Vance: “I don't think most Americans are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and problems of most Americans” 🤔
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Replying to @naomirwolf
How about this, you utter fool? "I'm sorry for spreading racist disinformation both here and to that Uber driver." Or, "I'm sorry I lied about that conversation with the Uber driver. I'm checking in to rehab and ask that you respect my privacy at this difficult time." #AnonymousPR
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Listen up babe, new playlist just dropped
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Jason Gots retweeted
Great satire. Swiftian. Bravo.
Atheists are now DEEP FRYING ABORTED EMBRYOS and dipping them in hot sauce. Why is this not FRONT PAGE NEWS?
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– at Erlanger, KY
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No.
Will you help me wish @RogerJStoneJr a very Happy Birthday?!! 🎂 #flapol
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Replying to @elonmusk
And what have you become?
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The Heritage Foundation is preparing to steal the election for Trump. von Spakovsky -- who is with the Heritage Foundation -- is a notorious decades-long peddler of false claims of the prevalence of election fraud that planted the seeds for Trump
Lawyers who spoke on behalf of a new rule in front of the GA state board of elections this week are already suggesting there is legal justification both for entire election boards and individual election board members to refuse to certify elections theguardian.com/us-news/arti…
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Siri, show me the most full-of-shit take.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Jason Gots retweeted
I’m hoping this is the defining image of this era.
Photo from Todd Heisler of The New York Times.
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A man is walking around with a H*zbollah flag outside of the DNC perimeter in Chicago. So Iranian-American actor and activist @NazaninNour asked him why he was supporting a terror proxy. He went on a rant and then called her a f*ggot and walked away.
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Donald Trump wanted us dead. He has never changed and he never will. – Yusef Salaam of the Exonerated Central Park Five
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