Nick Pappagiorgio

My lesbian bar discourse is that we hosted a lesbian night once a month and it was 1) absolutely the sloppiest messiest amateur hour night of the month 2) bathrooms were destroyed 3) lesbians were openly fucking in the destroyed bathrooms 4) tips were low.

First day on an SSRI and they weren’t lying about the nausea 🤮

I saw Dolly at the Hollywood Bowl some years ago. Until then, I knew her big songs but not much else. I left that concert absolutely transformed. It was a magic I had never experienced before. Dolly Parton was a true life angel on earth. I can accept no other explanation.

New upstairs neighbor is a heavy walker 😒

I know I’m years tardy to the party on this but the Duolingo widget on iPhone is the funniest shit sometimes

A new Bombshell has entered The Villa #hotd #loveisland #loveislanduss

The World Cup is in Seattle in like a week and aside from a few billboards and some long-stalled construction projects being magically completed, you would literally never be able to tell. There’s no vibe, no buzz, no excitement, no feeling of pride, nada.

My doctor denying my PreP refill because I “haven’t come in for my required labs in almost a year” even though Pride starts in 2 days is PEAK homophobia.