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Your in her DMs trying to score sex β¦Iβm on her dads LinkedIn trying to score a social media internship at the family business ( her grandfather founded Edible arrangements ) - we ainβt the same π€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈ
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The 4th graders who figured out how to make these things say βBOOBSβ are now building drones for the US military
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texted her after our date but she hasnβt respondedβ¦hoping its just cuz something awful happened.β¦
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the "cool if i call in 10 minutes?" text is the phone version of "lick it before you stick it"
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This guys got MURDAUGHrer written all over him
Breaking News: Alex Murdaugh, a powerful South Carolina lawyer, was charged with killing his wife and one of his sons in a mysterious murder that remained unsolved for more than a year. nyti.ms/3uPVY2t
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SMH When ppl send those performatively early emails like I get it, youβre up and at em at 11:14 am congrats
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My psychiatrist is an expensive drug dealer who makes me hang out with her every week Before sheβll fork over the goods.
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Do you think the person who made βletβs fuckin go!!!β A Thing tried and failed with βletβs fuckin leave!!!β first ?
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