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NEW YORK CITY
Joined April 2010
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Your in her DMs trying to score sex …I’m on her dads LinkedIn trying to score a social media internship at the family business ( her grandfather founded Edible arrangements ) - we ain’t the same πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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my spirit animal is spineless
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happy easter! did Jesus see his shadow or do we have 6 more weeks of winter?
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Learned new things at the indictment !
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Is it just me or doesTHE STEEL MILL have to be a gay bar ?
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Question for ppl with ACAB in their bio - crossing guards too ? Just wondering
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a no sex sleepover is so intimate you should really save it for marriage
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Should I send this text ?
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Every st paddy’s day my mom gets serious about our Irish roots
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The 4th graders who figured out how to make these things say β€œBOOBS” are now building drones for the US military
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texted her after our date but she hasn’t responded…hoping its just cuz something awful happened.…
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the "cool if i call in 10 minutes?" text is the phone version of "lick it before you stick it"
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Happy National Sidepiece Day to all who celebrate
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No thank you - taking my business to Neurodivergent pizza and wings
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SMH When ppl send those performatively early emails like I get it, you’re up and at em at 11:14 am congrats
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Reminding my girlfriend β€œthe golden rule” when she says we need to talk
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My psychiatrist is an expensive drug dealer who makes me hang out with her every week Before she’ll fork over the goods.
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Just got a prostate exam and holy shit - did you know that guys can come too ?
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Do you think the person who made β€œlet’s fuckin go!!!” A Thing tried and failed with β€œlet’s fuckin leave!!!” first ?
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Im in an interracial relationship. She’s white and im 1/4 Italian
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