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Learned new things at the indictment !

Is it just me or doesTHE STEEL MILL have to be a gay bar ?

Should I send this text ?

Every st paddy’s day my mom gets serious about our Irish roots

The 4th graders who figured out how to make these things say “BOOBS” are now building drones for the US military

No thank you - taking my business to Neurodivergent pizza and wings

Reminding my girlfriend “the golden rule” when she says we need to talk

It hurts so bad that they feel so good 🤦🏻‍♂️

Babe wake up ! The GOVTs giving away LSD again !

When my family asks how my acting career is going

Still convinced this is an artisanal handjob spa

This is where my generation learned how to talk to women

The masculine urge to steal and crash this into a ditch

They show up and decide theyd actually rather do landscape architecture instead of tend to your clogged toilet