@johnmichaelw

Is all about New Labour, #nffc, #threelions, #veganism, Brett Anderson, Morrissey, physics, Star Trek, @prodnose, and thinking tea, lovely tea, solves most ills

 Market Warsop, England
Joined October 2009
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Footballers who pretend to be more hurt than they are should be forced to visit an 8 year old child who's dressed up as a doctor on the side of the pitch, and only be allowed to come back on when said child is bored of using their toy stethoscope and bandages on them. #WorldCup – at Market Warsop, England
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For clarity's sake... #ItsACob
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John Michael White@johnmichaelwOct 22
Replying to @suedeHQ @MercuryPrize
No-one adores Suede's genius more than me, and I'm so delighted they got nominated, and showed themselves to be a vital brand still at a creative peak, but I'm glad they didn't win. Would be like a great 60s band robbing them of their win in 93 - the kids deserve their moment
Suede HQ@suedeHQOct 22
Suede are in Newcastle tonight for the 2026 @MercuryPrize Awards Show, where Antidepressants is shortlisted as one of the albums of the year. Watch on BBC Four tonight from 9:30pm BST. 📸 Özgür Elver -SuedeHQ
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Could not recommend @Mythic_Beasts any more than I do if you want something hosting. On what will have been a bugger of a day their handling of the PHP disaster has been brilliant. Great communication, and my site's already back up and running, patches applied. Top work chaps! – at Market Warsop, England
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Adrian Bliss
@adrianblissOct 20
Abraham Lincoln goes to a play
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The real twin paradox is that your twin that's been to space is both younger than you, and can say that they've been to space, so is quite attractive for that. There's no yin to any of that yang.
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Ruth Husko@dank_ackroydOct 16
My Keith Allen alarm just went off #totp
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Ian Austin
@LordIanAustinOct 13
“Always”?
Jason Groves@JasonGroves1Oct 13
Emily Thornberry gushing in her welcome to a visiting contingent of MPs from the Bundestag, telling them: 'Germany is, and always has been, a key ally...'
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So Lauren James in the away leg, and Georgia Stanway tonight, both level by the meaning of the word, with two of the best goals you'll see, both ruled out by VAR for being fractions of a thou offside. The sooner Wenger's daylight rule comes in the better. #Lionesses
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I don't think I've ever heard someone refer to Tescos in the singular outside a Tescos advert.
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Which granted is less irritating than Hyundai's passive aggressive "you uncultured plebs have been saying our name wrong, actually" adverts, when until those very same adverts they said fucking Hyundai the same bleddy way we did.
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So for one reason or another I had Radio 1 on for half an hour while driving just now ... happy to report the kids are doing some *magnificent* pop music. Well done kids. – at Market Warsop, England
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Madelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHOct 9
News report: after spotting Sarah Jones, 19 alone outside a club in Brighton unable to walk, John Smith, 47, offered her a lift home, proceeding to rape her while she was unconscious in the back of his car. He was stopped by a passerby who realised Jones wasn’t awake for the attack. Incels: Sarah Jones regretted having sex with John Smith because she’s a whore
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Finally, a Le Tissier good enough to score for England #Lionesses
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Who thought the best way to encourage people to "save" water was an advert where a load of insufferable kids drive you to want to shut them up with a hose pipe?
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The problem with "only a matter of time till we score" is that that's how many a "one of those days" seemed to feel for a bit. Come on England! #Lionesses
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"Fuck me, Liz fucking Truss." – at Market Warsop, England
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John Michael White@johnmichaelwOct 8
Replying to @henrywinter @FourFourTwo
Going to start declaring myself a global phenomenon on the hearts and minds of just about anybody in the world. xitter.cf/henrywinter/status/210… – at Market Warsop, England
Henry Winter
@henrywinterOct 8
“Without Beckham, there's probably no MLS. That said, MLS would not be the global phenomenon and not be on the hearts and minds of just about anybody in the world without Messi." Don Garber interview @FourFourTwo. And he'd love Kane to join one day. fourfourtwo.com/person/mls-c…

MLS chief: 'I want Harry Kane to join the league and achieve NFL crossover dream'

FourFourTwo columnist Henry Winter sits down with outgoing MLS commissioner Don Garber

fourfourtwo.com
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@HolocaustUKOct 7
Today marks three years since October 7th 2023 - the deadliest day for the Jewish people since the Holocaust. On that day, Hamas terrorists unleashed a wave of barbaric violence, murdering more than 1,200 innocent men, women and children, and taking 251 people hostage. We remember all those murdered. May their memory be a blessing.
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Louise Wener@ReaLouisewenerOct 6
I’m posting on X again. That’s how proud I am of these songs. Album Pre order is open. sleeperband-merchandise.mysh…
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OK, so this is how nuts it now is comparing him to anyone else. Kane has scored more England goals than Lineker and Owen...combined. More than Rooney and Shearer, COMBINED. He is astonishingly good. #ThreeLions #EngCze
John Michael White@johnmichaelwOct 3
Nobody I've ever seen has made the hardest thing in football, sticking the ball in the net, look easier than Harry Kane does. Genius. #EngCro #ThreeLions
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