I really like my debut book but don't just take my word for it!
Check out some of the affirmations I've received and then buy your copy in time for the festival season: 5everbooks.bigcartel.com/proโฆ

ALT A series of supportive quotes about Johnny's book. For example: โI have been pondering on your Johnny's book. I think he is like the modern writers like Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut with humorous satire. Look forward to the next one.โ "I think you are the up and coming leading voice in satire, really!" โCrawford observes, with rightful spite and pettiness, generations of settlers (derogatory) who have done their best to thieve and claim all that they imagine can fill this void: meaning, stories, labour, art, bodies, history, diadems from Costume Cave (rest in power), tenuous DNA links, and of course, land itself.โ โHe was raised in Timaru, and now he is raising eyebrows.โ
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Tech CEOs are like Catholic priests. If they prey on children it's routine but if they have a consensual relationship with an adult woman (or several) then suddenly they're getting defrocked.
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I think a Wealth Tax in New Zealand would work because despite the threats by the Mowbrays and other rich listers to leave the country if implemented, the ability to pay for Permanent Name Suppression for any Sex Crimes they commit here is way too good of a perk to leave.
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Remember last week when Hipkins took the time to explicitly attack Greens on their tax policy and promised to resign if any of it got implemented? Yeah buddy sounds like someone the greens should have debased themselves for.
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Not disputing any of this criticism but La Bola Negra was infinitely less apolitical and ahistorical than the other queer romance set against the backdrop of war that NZIFF chose to close the festival with.
NZ is like a reverse of a lot of countries in that we have 'fail fathers'. A guy like Morgan or Mowbray gets rich and then we have to hear what their fucking dad thinks for the rest of our lives.
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If there's one person who deserves to lose their job it's Chris Bishop. One of the most outspoken Zionists in the National Party. Unpleasant personality. Deep down you can tell he wants admiration so constantly seeks approval from certain groups of people to seem cool and hip.
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Replying to @KweenInYellow
Why does he look like Dear Even Hanson?
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The DEI discourse in NZ is so funny like we don't even have that here we *very* famously have a colossal nepotism problem in the workforce no one is seriously committing to DEI in Mayotearoa.
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Every other movie in this series is set in the late-1800s, but for no reason this one is a contemporaneous E.T. ripoff. Good movie
This Halloween, I took a break from my big screen purism to write about small screen horror one-for-them-one-for-me.ghosโฆ
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Timaru, New Zealand
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There's only one way kiwibank can recover from this PR fiasco. That's right, publicly executing Buck the sexy sheep.
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With polling continuing to tumble, things are getting desperate for da luxxo campaign
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"Internal bleeding"? It's inside the body, there's suppose to be blood!
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My statement in response to the racist decision to cancel me from Adelaide Writers' Week.
The Adelaide Festival Board, has today advised scheduled writer Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah that they do not wish to proceed with her scheduled appearance at next monthโs Writersโ Week. Full statement: bit.ly/AF-Statement






















