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Minimum effort, maximum satisfaction... 😁

South West, England
Joined June 2011
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Walking back to the car after you forgot your mask..
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red card not even a booking
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This is just awesome...
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Most painful things in golf? • A thin on a cold day • Four putting • Hitting you ankle bone with your putter • Five off the tee • “The bar’s closed, sorry” • Reaching into your pocket and stabbing a sharp pencil • A blades bunker shot • Finding a divot in the fairway
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A doctor asks the cancer patient what his dream is. The boy says he wants to meet Batman. And the next day the doctor dresses in the superhero's costume and fulfills the child's dream teapawt.net/akkitwts/status/116382…
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These lads recreated the Haribo ad with helium and the results are hilarious 😂😂
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Please retweet if you think there should be a global ban on trophy hunting.
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Just your average British humour 😂😂😂 – at Chapel-en-le-Frith, England
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Inbetweeners back filming together before tenth anniversary show ladbible.com/entertainment/f…
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These people that do things like this should keep getting found out! Please rt
Do you know this scumbag. Broadstairs area
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Never find yourself without power! Credit: facebook.com/windpals/
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please stop uploading pics of your genitals to our cards it is against our ts and cs
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An unknown man in Norway has been pooping in golf holes for 10 years.
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Replay of Neymar rolling back to Brazil after getting tackled... 😂😂 teapawt.net/Kwanele_Yokwe/status/1…
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Need help from the Twitter community, my mate has had his van stolen with all his music gear inside: Ford transit, dark grey crew cab, registration YG59RHY glass panels all round. Please retweet and keep an eye out for it.
RT if you would love to go on The Jolly Boys Outing with this lot! #DownToMargate
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