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To honor this week's finale, and because the work is mysterious and important, I have created a Dinner Party menu for the fans to enjoy equally
#severance #appletv #lumon #finale #kier #coldharbor #meme #television @BenStiller @DanErixon @mradamscott
Does body language convey consent being given?
I couldn't believe someone actually asked this
My response:
I dunno, have you talked about consent in-depth with them, covered limits (soft and hard), triggers, agreed to use a safeword / tap out agreement, agreed and (1/2)
🧵 man vs bear, my thoughts:
Frankly, y'all can have that damn bear.
I'm perfectly fine here. I got my games, my shows, my buds, my buzz, & a cutie sliding in my DM's. Hold up. I'll BRB.
Bears are killers. They see you as dumb food. They will slice you from tongue to taint and shred your intestinal walls without a thought. Bears don't have hoodies. Bears are more interested in salmon than tuna. You think a bear is gonna go to your in-laws for Thanksgiving?
typical commercial beer haters - “I don’t drink gay pussy beer”
craft beer drinkers - “this one has delightful hints of citrus, vanilla, and lavender” 🥴
we fit so good together, cuz i knew you like i knew myself. we clung on like barnacles on a boat; even though the ship sinks you know you can't let go
It's International Women's Day!!!
So ladies, this is your reminder to be sure you put your vibrator on the charger now so it will be ready for later
You're welcome 😉
hold up
she made enough to afford TS tix from her lemonade stand in 3 months before they were released but after it was announced?
then managed to beat bots & others in the minutes it takes to sell out
or
she made $3k off a lemonade stand & got her ticket from a reseller?
🧢
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I've never made more than 30,000/yr and I'm 46
I'll support Rep McHenry, as long as he sends me 30 years worth of the difference between his "not enough" and my reality.
By my estimate, you owe me 4.3 million dollars. I'll gladly pay my taxes on it, too
1. Ketchup (except occasionally on french fries)
2. Reality TV shows that aren't Survivor
3. People that can't spell
4. Gen Z/Alpha slang
5. Anime
6. College Football
7. iPhone
8. Pepsi
9. Using speakerphone in public
10. GOP / MAGA
