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benadryl enthusiast

@jonavark

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Joined April 2020
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elora ᢉ𐭩@k1llkcalsNov 6
fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you can't fool me twice now can you
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Trixie Mattel™
@trixiemattelNov 6
If we are together and you fall asleep during a movie I will kill you.
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365catshitgirl@catshitgirlNov 6
what if I flop? Oh girl what if you 5 likes
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halsey
@halsey27 Jan 2015
everything is blue.
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ken🍉 (@PINKPARADISIN) profile picture
ken🍉@PINKPARADISINNov 4
get ready to put those pride hats back on losers @SFGiants
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saila (he/him)
@sailaunderscoreNov 4
Every single data center is getting converted into a community college tomorrow
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emily@north0fnorthNov 4
blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports – at New York, NY
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bubby@scrubmybubsNov 3
i just cast 2,000 illegal votes in michigan #StartTheSteal
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jammy@hemopathiNov 2
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mia (@httpsosweet) profile picture
mia@httpsosweetNov 2
Some days you do not have to exist #YouDoNotHaveToExistEveryDay
crittur (@miwwmiu) profile picturecrittur@miwwmiuNov 2
Do i have to exist everyday
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✶@suwibi_nNov 2
i wish i was a cute girl instead of a decaying pile of flesh
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blaine Ⴟ@fatherglockyNov 1
its completely dark out at 5:19pm
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he died doing what he loved: killing himself
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Adam@_dams0nNov 2
They're calling it the most unproductive day ever. They're calling me Big Useless
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Ivan (@cestlavieeeee_7) profile picture
Ivan@cestlavieeeee_7Oct 25
(kissing my penis goodnight) goodnight my penis
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Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) profile picture
Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassOct 24
u have no idea what this means to me
bug (@shtrayrat) profile picturebug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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Image from bug (@shtrayrat)
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bro (@scrungeonmaster) profile picture
bro@scrungeonmasterOct 16
[trying to waive down the zookeeper at the aquarium] can my white ass get a sardine. i said can my white ass get a sardine
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mr online
@AbsolunarOct 14
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annika h@Annika_H_Oct 13
favorite coworker just bit our manager it was a good run bro
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:p@rolysotaOct 14
I do this shit for zero likes and 2 unfollows ✊🏼
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