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Jonathan Moore

@jonmoore1981

$jonmoore1981 Husband, Father, Son

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Joined March 2009
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Gary Brannan@garybrannan15 Jul 2024
“No time to explain, get in the Orangina”
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@sammyrhodes7 Aug 2022
you're not an influencer unless you're from the influencer region of france, otherwise you're just a sparkling attention seeker.
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People are like, “We know less about the deep ocean than the moon!” Good. Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying. We should know as little about it as possible. The entire reason to go to space is to get farther from the ocean.
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Just watched a story about how a guy slipped into a pool of boiling sulfuric acid in Yellowstone Park and melted immediately so I’m gonna say no to your invitation to go camping but thanks anyway
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Please go look at who @kfc follows. Well don’t KFC. Well done.
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Me: A storm is coming My wife: Do you have to say that every time our kids wake up?
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today. i wasn’t a very good dog april fools. i was so good
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Partna@onIychloexhalle2 Mar 2022
Wordle should have another color to show that a letter is used twice.
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Devi Abraham@devi_writes1 Mar 2022
Is anyone giving up wordle for lent? Wordle 256 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. But you can’t have both.
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Me to 7: Way to go bud! You’re eating your dinner like a champ. 4: *pouting* what about me? Me: You are too! 7: *now also upset* But I’m eating better, right? Me: Them: Me: *runs away forever*
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aLec robBins@alecrobbins6 Jan 2022
i went to jurassic park on a day where everything was fine. no dinosaur attacks. people need to chill out. it’s so fun
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IHOPKC@ihopkc5 Jan 2022
Some say it is costly to follow Christ. The truth is that the cost of not following Christ is immeasurably higher.
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The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.
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ThisOneSays@ThisOneSayz28 Dec 2021
Welcome to your late 30s: You now yell out the word you forgot two hours ago in the middle of Costco.
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SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT
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my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef
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MumInBits@MumInBits1 Nov 2021
My 4yo asked if I thought a robber came in the night, ate all the Halloween candy then threw the wrappers in the bin and I maintained eye contact while telling her that was the only possible explanation
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Abby Heugel@AbbyHasIssues12 Aug 2021
I didn’t work this hard to survive during a global pandemic to have my noodles made out of vegetables.
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Kalyn Moore@KalynM10 Aug 2021
A few days ago, a 23 year old asked me and @jonmoore1981 if either of us have an email address so he could send us a file. DO I HAVE AN EMAIL? How old do I seem now?! Am I fading into oblivion?! Where’s my cane? 😂
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