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jordan bblfort

@jordanbblfort

20 | insufferable finance girl. math major. size 00. Salvador Dalí's intern #thisismyquant

 NYC
Joined September 2025
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One time i was with my situationship and while drunk i said "i haven't had an orgasm in an year" and i didn't realize what i said until i saw the look on his face
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Ghislaine Maxwell orange bikini pic search
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let women be retarded again
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At least women aren’t paying for sex. Lmao.
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@mainslayrrrNov 12
when he sends u a reel and it fucking sucks
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I was freezing and my manager went to target and bought me hand-warmers that's my king!!!!
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If you don't support my rights and wrongs why are u here 🫩🫩
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How i look 0.5 seconds before i accidentally smear lipstick on my sleeve:
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All of the best math professors i've had have either been 1) asian men 2) arab men 3) old white ladies with a pixie cut
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the most insufferable girl you know at the library at 9am on a saturday:
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Good morning sexy bitches
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he texted me back (ghosted for a month) "hey i've been so busy hru" He works in PE like are they deadass that busy or does he not respect me (probably the latter)
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ninka@metro460Nov 14
awwww they’re all cuddling!
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Bitch boy@bitchboy628Nov 13
If she's ignoring you,pay until she's not....
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girls will literally date the unabomber to be lana del rey aesthetic
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oh girl
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🐆@katluvrrrrNov 13
they'll fumble you and then stalk you forever #lol
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Some men are not husband material, they're weekend material. Use them and return them to sender
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you'll meet the most misogynistic man on earth and then realize he's more insecure than you were in middle school
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Me getting overly drunk at the function bc everyone is pmo
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Sorry for being argumentative and abrasive. I grew up debating my dad at the dinner table until he was pinning me to the ground and throwing shit at me. I have zero tolerance for any bullshit you do not scare me
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