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@jpostman

Writer, speechwriter, standup comic. Hearse, limo, Zamboni driver. Collector. Author SocialCorp https://teapawt.net/t.co/ISaQf8MDD5

 Aptos, CA
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Joined June 2007
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I guess the thing I miss most about my childhood is being able to buy something without having to take a survey.
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Trump: "We've never created so much wealth as we have in the last year and a half. Trillions of dollars."
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How am I supposed to think about the midterms when I’m busy figuring out what doesn’t belong in an AI slop image of the 1970s?
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The crazy uncle who is no longer welcome at Thanksgiving.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 27
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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I’m pretty sure there’s an amendment for this.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 28
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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In what workplace could anyone else say this? We’ve become numb to indecencies. I’m tired of it. Call me old-fashioned but I’m ready for a president with some dignity.
Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 25
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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A party of performative morons disinterested in policy.
Image from Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski)
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RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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It should have been all over when he said, “find 11,780 votes.”
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💝2 B*tches from Texas and Timothy Snyder agree that our purpose on this planet is to help each other get through life. 🎤Watch here or anywhere you get your podcasts: youtu.be/QB_xYW4Ghic?is=adZK… #2bitchesfromtexas #TimothySnyder
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The Cheesecake Factory is considered the American Versailles.
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ICE said Antonio Moreida jumped onto the hood of their vehicle. Now a local police investigation concludes that an ICE agent struck him with his SUV. The routine lying by ICE is the result of the example set by leadership of the Department of Homeland Security. All of those responsible for these acts of violence — and their leadership — will be held accountable.
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Grabbed a screenshot of the exact moment Trump made another involuntary weird sound. Fwiw I didn’t know he could open his eyes that wide? He looks very confused. Terrified? In pain? Buckle up because we’re all in for a bumpy ride!
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Decoding Fox News (@DecodingFoxNews) profile pictureDecoding Fox News@DecodingFoxNewsOct 23
President Trump made another unexpected and odd sound during his rally in Iowa on October 22, 2026. I went ahead and added a zoom to that moment. I also slowed the same clip down to 25% speed. I have no idea what is going on with him but he’s had two episodes like this.
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If one more person asks me to change a number to a higher one by moving two matchsticks, or to identify the object that doesn't belong in the picture, I'm going to lose it.
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Found about $16 MILLION of WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE right here!
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The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseOct 20
See fraud? It's time to expose it. Report fraud, waste, and abuse to the federal government 📲 America.gov/fraud
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Q: You're offering 1% to whistleblowers for turning in what you're defining as fraud. The False Claims Act, which has been on the books since 1863, offers between 10 and 25%-- TRUMP: At 1% people will make millions and millions of dollars
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This morning I correctly identified toothpaste, shampoo, soap, and towel. Very few people can pass that test. I aced it.
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WE SAW THIS COMING. Trump called the polls “RIGGED” ahead of midterms in his Newsmax interview.
Image from 💕 Brittany Belle 💕 (@BrittanyinTexas)
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'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist ties thehandbasket.co/p/tommy-tee…
'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist ties

'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist ties

Thomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.

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Border Czar Tom Homan on Ilhan Omar: “I’ve been told I have a strong case, and if she violated the law, she will be held accountable.”
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