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Los Angeles
Joined June 2009
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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CNN CALLS KANSAS FOR ADAM HAMILTON!!!
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NEWS: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has called Gina Hinojosa to concede the election, per Hinojosa campaign.
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Texas forever.
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BREAKING: NBC News projects James Talarico(Dem) wins Texas Senate. Democrat Gain.
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WASHINGTON (AP) - Democrat Deb Haaland wins election for governor in New Mexico.
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Trump: I wasn't on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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*AMY ACTON WINS: DDHQ
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FOX calling South Carolina for Annie Andrews. Hannity: Brutal.
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Decision Desk HQ projects Annie Andrews wins the SC US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 9:54 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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🚨 Annie Andrews will defeat Sen. Darline Grahan in #SCSen, @DecisionDeskHQ projects
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VoteHub projects James Talarico to win the Texas U.S. Senate election.
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With Keisha Lance Bottoms winning the Governor’s race in Georgia, she will be the first Black woman governor in the nation’s history.
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If @ossoff runs for president and wins, his replacement will be a Democrat.
BREAKING: Democrat Keisha Lance Bottoms wins Georgia's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3V4H9cE
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Trump might have to flee to Brazil after tonight
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Democrats reclaim Miami-Dade
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The Florida gerrymander is going to backfire
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We need a breakout on voters who live within a close vicinity to The Cheesecake Factory.
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And there we have it - the Hispanic shift is real, and it's huge.
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