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Someone built a frontend to Reddit that looks like Outlook so you can browse it all day at work without worrying about who is looking over your shoulder. I love the internet.
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The situation in the Japanese city of Nara during a downpour 😍
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The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX
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Looks like a little bitch to me
Hey @MtHoodUpdates Looking pretty good from the air!
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God killing Pat Roberson during Pride Month. 🏳️‍🌈
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Me 😂
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Every time I think I’m mature
A Florida state representative reads “Anita Dick” and “Holden Hiscock” into the record
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San Francisco has an “adopt-a-drain” program and in exchange for keeping the drain clear of debris, you get to name the drain. Follow @YayAreaNews For Bay Area / Northern California Storm Updates In Real Time 🔔 #BayArea #SanFrancisco #AtmosphericRiver #CAwx
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Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.
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For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform
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How your email finds me
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360-degree action cams finally finding a valid use case
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Uh oh, what did I do? NM, it's just about that asshat Ron DeSantis who used Florida taxpayers’ money to traffic migrants from Texas to Martha’s Vineyard. He spent the people’s money on a sick campaign stunt.
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A girls' school in Iran brought a member of the IRGC-run Basij paramilitary to speak to students. The girls welcomed the speaker by taking off their headscarves & chanting "get lost, Basiji". Teenage girls have been at the forefront of protests for days. teapawt.net/1500tasvir/status/1577…
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Storytime with dad. Watch this baby crack up at her dad reading the sound "BOOOO!" (🎥:beccaleigh288)
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This is some David Copperfield level magic right here. 🪄 ✨
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You think you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia damn Soul.
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Puppy thinks he's one of them...🐶🐾🐥🐤🐥🥰
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