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Thoughts are all mine.

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@0xgaut21 Aug 2023
Someone built a frontend to Reddit that looks like Outlook so you can browse it all day at work without worrying about who is looking over your shoulder. I love the internet.
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The situation in the Japanese city of Nara during a downpour 😍
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The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX
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Looks like a little bitch to me
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Hey @MtHoodUpdates Looking pretty good from the air!
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God killing Pat Roberson during Pride Month. 🏳️‍🌈
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Me 😂
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Every time I think I’m mature
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@Phil_Lewis_23 Mar 2023
A Florida state representative reads “Anita Dick” and “Holden Hiscock” into the record
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San Francisco has an “adopt-a-drain” program and in exchange for keeping the drain clear of debris, you get to name the drain. Follow @YayAreaNews For Bay Area / Northern California Storm Updates In Real Time 🔔 #BayArea #SanFrancisco #AtmosphericRiver #CAwx
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Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.
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@TrungTPhan2 Nov 2022
For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform
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How your email finds me
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David Hobby@strobist10 Oct 2022
360-degree action cams finally finding a valid use case
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A girls' school in Iran brought a member of the IRGC-run Basij paramilitary to speak to students. The girls welcomed the speaker by taking off their headscarves & chanting "get lost, Basiji". Teenage girls have been at the forefront of protests for days. teapawt.net/1500tasvir/status/1577…
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TG ☕️@TG221105 Oct 2022
This is some David Copperfield level magic right here. 🪄 ✨
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@FredoInDaCut9954 Oct 2022
You think you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia damn Soul.
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@Yoda4ever24 Sep 2022
Puppy thinks he's one of them...🐶🐾🐥🐤🐥🥰
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When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🙂🐧🐧🐧
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termites are like: don't talk to me before i've had my coffee table
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There are 4 key chemicals associated with happiness: • Dopamine • Seratonin • Endorphins • Oxytocin You can impact them naturally through daily habits: • 30+ min daily exercise • Direct AM sunlight • Proper nutrition • Positive human interaction Simple is beautiful.
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when i use behooves in a sentence
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