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Glen

@k2bf

I am bearded, eat only plants, and wear many hats.

 Bath, UK
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Joined May 2008
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Out of order? No, YOU’RE out of order! THIS WHOLE GODDAMN RESTAURANT'S OUT OF ORDER! Oh, sorry. I misheard you. Yes, I am ready to order.
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Replying to @ToolstationUK
@ToolstationUK Guys - I have been waiting on hold for OVER AN HOUR to get some help with an order you messed up. What is the current customer service situation please??
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@ToolstationUK Unfortunately, I had to hang up after one hour and 23 minutes of being on hold for help. One hour and 23 minutes!!!! Problem with my order is unresolved. (Missing item). It will be really hard for me to be your customer in the future.
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned during lockdown, it’s that my manager spends a lot of time checking to make sure people are online. If there are two things I’ve learned, it’s that - plus the fact that putting your mouse an analog watch makes it look like you’re online.
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Replying to @bathnes
@bathnes I have the distinct displeasure of living near the smelly and repulsive Baylor/Tasty Chinese restaurant on St James Parade. Who can I talk with about the nastiness they leave on the pavement outside? #vile
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@bathnes
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At area 15. Where si everydoby?
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Replying to @ESLFCU
@ESLFCU Hi - just some negative feedback on your new website. After entering my member number and password, I naturally always hit the giant button directly underneath to continue. The problem is that's not the login button! Login is the teeny one to the side! GRRRR! Bad design.
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@ESLFCU The'Tab' key doesn't even take you to it!
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America turns 242 years old today, but we don’t act a day over 12.
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MO7S? It’s England. I’m whizzing down the road wondering why every ¼ mile there’s a cryptic message painted on the asphalt - “MO7S”. Strange indeed. Then I realize. It says “SLOW” upside down. And I’m on the wrong side of the road.
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Spock does not use emoticons.
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The only reasonable solution to the president’s current problem is to give EVERYONE a porn star.
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My ‘Top 4’ Favorite Khans in order: 1. Noonien Singh 2. Genghis 3. Shere 4. Chaka
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I think I may have just been given a great compliment. Also, what is a biznatch?
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So how does this work? Do they break down @DonaldJTrumpJr's door or do the cops fake invite him to come shoot an elephant in the face?
I wonder if they make baby handcuffs his tiny hands won't slip through. #IndictmentEve
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A big shoutout to pants with an elastic waistband.
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I learned to spell mostly so I wouldn't have to eat hairloom tomatoes.
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Today's news contains footage of an inchworm who switched to the metric system and is now miles ahead of his peers.
I hope the Mother of All Bombs gets to sleep in today and all the littler bombs will be quiet.
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In a company where all the employees are dogs, there would be no HR department.
May the Fifth be with you.
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This is how nations end.
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