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I sat next to a cute animal groomer on the plane. I told her that we should do something later, but she says she's washing her hare.
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OK, here鈥檚 our weekend inspiration. If you could hop on a flight to anywhere right now, where would you go?
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No, Mr. Roker, Outsourced is not LITERALLY a "fish out of water" comedy. Because that, sir, would not be very funny.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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Women enjoy sex more than men. If your ear itches & you put your finger in it & wiggle it around,which feels better:your finger or your ear?











