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Comedian, Plumber, Drone Pilot, Former Las Vegas PUA Coach

Columbus, OH
Joined June 2025
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I came up with the term β€œSLAM DUMP” for when you unleash on the way down cheeks touching seat & my son has been saying it nonstop 🀣 #patentpending
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Nobody gets mad when a lawyer makes 300k. A plumber makes the same and suddenly it's a problem. Wild.
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I took my 6 y/o son & 28 y/o GF to a job to help me install a water heater. Guess which one got me the correct tools every time asked and which continuously got the wrong one after being told repeatedly what to get?
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why would you marry an old woman when girls are turning 18 every single day?
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If you piss off enough people on twitter they send you money. I’m getting paid to OWN people & I was just doing it for the love of the game
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Women are so narcissistic that they unironically use selfies as their lock screen wallpaper
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Yep, we've known. Christ is King.
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We are going to have to shoot our way out this, and the sooner we start, the better our chances will be.
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New norm. We’re not having it.
Comedian Menachem Silverstein: β€œMy name is Menachem and I support Israel.” The audience: OK Bye He might’ve just set a new world record for clearing a comedy club before the first punchline. πŸ˜‚
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There is a satanic cult that has infiltrated, and captured nearly every thread of society. If you feel like you have a good heart and resist, they can’t touch you. They can only scare or trick you into submission. You have to ultimately make the decision yourself. They can’t force you into anything. Many will have no clue what I’m talking about here, but those who know… know.
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This time the holocaust will be real.
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SATANISM IS REAL ……. SATANIC FAMILY BLOODLINES ARE REAL. cia.gov/library/abbottabad-c… SATANIC RITUAL ABUSE IS REAL. TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL IS REAL.
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They want women to feel comfortable killing children with no accountability. It’s promoting death cult practices. Fuck that shitπŸ–•
I think this trial thing is some kind of demonic mass psychic damage thing
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How about we restrict anyone on SSRIs from voting?
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Replying to @LaRaza1538
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"Autistic" is just a slur that normies use for their superiors The biggest piece of shit you've ever met will actually say "hey I noticed that you're really smart and you learn about one topic for a long time and you tell the truth a lot even if it's not good for you socially, I think you have a brain disease" Really? Are you sure you're not just mad because I'm better than you? You sure you don't just want me to take it down a notch so you don't look like a retarded asshole telling everyone an orangutan invented the microchip cuz you heard it on tv? Am I "neurodivergent" actually, or are you just "neuro-unremarkable?"
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More of this but instead of tying up the courts up and costing tax dollars we just cut their heads off with dull bladesπŸ‘
🚨 BREAKING β€” IT'S OFFICIAL: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner who killed 7-year-old girl Athena Strand sentenced to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, he will finally be executed for his brutal crimes against her GOOD RIDDANCE, scum. This is massively overdue. Justice is served πŸ™πŸ»
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This is being reported to get more people drinking again. Don’t be fooled by Zionist propaganda. Alcohol sales are down and he’s being propped up to get people drinking again. Don’t fall for it.
Brad Pitt says he's drinking alcohol again after seven years sober. Read more: tmz.me/4wnZrlU
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